This is more like it.
I was lamenting the absence of fruit cakes in the modern game. Balotelli doesn’t count as violence serves only to take us into the arena of the unhappy and the unwell.
By fruit cake I mean good old fashioned loopyness where nobody gets hurt, the protagonist suspends his or her own embarrassment and reminds all of us acting ‘normally’ just how boring we’ve become.
This then from the bowels of the social media thing what is called Twitter.
Enjoy.
Surely this calls for a Sandro song to the tune of ‘kung fu fighting’…?
I think we should sign Victor Moses :freu
He’s too young….the original Moses would be a better bet…
Sandro is a Legend in the making & I 100% believe he will be our Captain soon. He proves his quality every time he plays for us & the lads obviously love him. I hope we tie him down & treat him with as much respect as the board have shown Bale & Modders. Legends in the making are all 3 ! IHIT ILIT TTID COYS
Kaboul would be next for me.
Unleash him on that twat Bellamy. Gerrard could do with a smack in the head too.
everyone the say the i look the like sandro one i no the fight like this i the squiz the neck and the strongle
I f*ckin’ :heart: you , mus.
I always had you down as more of a silent assassin.
I had a picture of you in my mind wearing a white coat slicing doner kebab meat.