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Help yourself to a Slow News Day warning from Reception.

The David Bentley saga rumbles onwards sidewards . Having miserably failed to live up to even the most meager of expectations for Spurs, he wandered off to West Ham and got injured possibly without even kicking a ball. I can’t tell you for sure such was my wholehearted lack of interest. 

Rob Segal, Mr Bentley’s agent told MLS Soccer.com,

 “This is something that is really interesting for David, as it will also get him fit through the summer, he would like to go there on loan as soon as possible.”

Yeah I bet he would. The world’s finally turned on it’s head hasn’t it? Imagine the equivalent of this in the ‘real’ world’ for just a moment. Your boss calls you into his office and says you need to up your game. You’re not hitting your targets. So instead of threatening you with being performance managed out the side door with bin bag containing your personal effects, he instead suggests you accept a transfer from the Haringey office to the one in Beverley Hills.

Elsewhere Dances With Scones looks like he’s going to be out for even longer than initially anticipated with Goal.com reporting the threat of a second bout of surgery. Gout is not our friend.

And thank the sweet merciful lord we’ve finally secured the signature of Bruno Uvini. The Sao Paulo 19 year old centre back announced the lease/purchase deal on the Sao Paolo site

“It’s a great opportunity that arose and could not pass up. It had been a time we were talking and Tottenham are a big club, with worldwide exposure, and has asked me to introduce me.

Will be three months for me to adapt to English football, the club and culture. I have a great professional and personal growth with this choice”. 

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  • KevtheRev says:

    David Bentley. Right now this is what I think. The nub of it is this, is Harry a good judge of the type of player/character that makes spurs ‘work’ or not. If you think the success of mighty spurs is down to the abilities of this one man then Bentley is clearly not the sort/type we need. If however you believe that our success is NOT all down to Redschnapps then maybe Bentley IS the sort/type we need. Also if I may throw this into the mix, I think the question is why is Bentley part of the 25 man squad; the answer to this will go a long way in answering many Bentley related questions…

  • jim says:

    Come on Milan.
    When the ball hits the net,
    And Wenger starts to sweat That’s Amore….

  • bruxie says:

    boateng!

  • seattlespursguy says:

    Agent Fresh Prince scores!

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