If you thought that Sunday was going to aggravate your heart condition, be warned that it’s far more likely to give you a migraine.
This appears to have originated on Spurs Odious, but whoever took the time out to go through it all deserves a medal.
- Manchester City, Manchester United and the 3rd placed team in the Premier League will enter the Champions League in the group stage* next season.
- The 5th placed team in the Premier League will enter the Europa League in the play-off round next season.
- Liverpool will enter the Europa League in the 3rd qualifying round next season.
- The 4th placed team in the Premier League will enter the Champions League in the play-off round next season.
- Chelsea will enter the Champions’ League in the group stage next season.
- The 4th placed team in the Premier League will take Chelsea’s FA Cup European qualifying spot and will enter the Europa League next season.
However it’s not yet clear whether they will take the same spot in UEFA’s Access List and start in the Group Stage or whether this honour will pass to the domestic Cup winner of another country and whether the 4th placed team have to start in the play-off round instead. UEFA will confirm this were this scenario to happen.
- The 3rd placed team in the Premier League will enter the Champions League in the group stage* next season.
* It is not yet fully established whether 3rd place will secure a group stage seeding or have to play a qualifying round, should Chelsea win the Champions League.
In all honesty all I care about is Spurs qualifying.
Couldnt give a fuck about Arsenal or Chelsea at this stage.
Here here old bean here here
We have to give a fuck that Ars lose. And we win. Then we don’t have to give one.
We finish fourth and then we face May 19th.
Here’s how the day goes…
You place a bet(stick with this) for Cheatski to
win the evening match. Lump it on – say £1000. That’s your insurance sorted.
You then visit your favourite watering hole and start getting the liquid anaesthetics on board. As a diversion in the afternoon there’s another European final on (Twickenham – gonna be a great match).
You then face the evening match. Worst case is a Cheatski win – which you can now handle as you know your bookie will have a lot of readies coming back across the counter / down the line for you.
Best case is a Gomez hat-trick as Andy Carroll has shown him how to destroy the blue defence. NB do not try the Messi method – you’ll only hit the woodwork 4 times. You’re down a grand on the night – but no worries as we’re in CL and you can send ‘Aitch the bill.
Lend me a thousand pounds “Mr Trump”
what if:
arsenal lose 0-1
spurs draw
newcastle win
chelsea lose CL final
blistering barnacles!!!
They get 4th having scored more goals.
More reports that we are close to signing Vertonghan who plays CB for his club but LB for his country. Has also played CM.
Hope he signs, shows we mean business.
My prediction. Arsenal to win. Spurs to let us down again and lose. Newcastle to draw.bayern beats Chelsea. We make into qualifying stage and hopefully get a decent tie