Good morning.
The Midget Gem is in the papers again amid allegations of unauthorised swordsmanship in a Newcastle hotel with some model called Laura Brown. I bet the irony of Alexadra Burke’s recent pop lament, ‘Elephant In The Room’ was missed by all concerned.
And Kyle Walker says that the England snub has put a spring in everyone’s step. My guess is that prior to the Fulham game our chairman will be offering to freely insert a high powered rocket or two somewhere a little more intimate.
Here’s the survey HERE And I’ll run the results towards the end of the day.
Modric question comes down to this for me;
If we qualify for the CL we give him an ultimatum. “Will you sgn this £100 grand a week contract?” If the answer is “no” or “errrrr”, then fuck him off quickly after buying a young replacement, like Muniain from Bilbao or that ilk.
Scotty for me.. He has single handedly carried the team at times and was immense back in the good ol days ( before February.
Modric can go. Pienaar back please.
Bale for another year at least.
Vertonghen, Daws, Kaboul and Caulker to fill our CB slots next year.
In: GK, Vertonghen, Striker (mustard), tactics, set piece coaching
Kaboul Player of the Year. If Sandro stays injury free he will walk it next year.
Pienaar is average at best, he’s a poor upgrade of J****
surely we can find better than that?
Hudd & sandro in the middle next season
:daumen:
But what about after the first match when the afro Hudd gets injured again?!
The Season’s not over yet. Brad might commit suicide and throw the ball between his posts or management might stick Parky up front or Ade misses a penalty in extra time with the scores at 1-1 or cant think of anything else……
Anyway Sandro for me has come out of his shell and proving to be a diamond AM.
All in all the players have this chance again Sunday to show the colonel mustard in the library. I agree with JGM about Pienaar. Fluck me is that the time…
Or Harry might take off a striker for a defensive midfielder when we are needing a goal.
Off topic, but the telegraph has an interesting article on club finances
unbeleivably only 6 out of 20 have a positive cash flow