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Well hello Dolly.

The Daily Star is jackanape central, eh? Jermaine J**** being lined up to replace Joseph Barton at Queens Park Rangers. And to get suspicious readers into the zone, they’ve even run the piece accompanied by a snap of the Tottingham dynamo sporting a moustache.

In next week’s Daily Star, Des O’Connor to  replace Slur Alex.

Jan Vertonghen’s getting as restless over his transfer as most Spurs fans.

“I’ve said repeatedly that Tottenham are my first choice, but the talks haven’t progressed,” said centre-back Vertonghen, 25.

“They have shown me around, I have met all their key people and their ­chairman came to meet me on Monday. But Arsenal want me too.

They remain a possibility if my Spurs move falls through, as Ajax are asking €15m for me.”

Ordinarily this sort of whoring gets right up my hooter. But whilst €15m is probably more than the value of everything I own, relatively it’s chicken feed.

After watching Gary Cahill take about a fortnight to look like he had been playing for the Blue Racists forever, it would be seriously unfunny to watch another vital addition end up in enemy hands. 


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  • Och (Im scottish) I cant take this schlomozzle of a timewaster…he is a real potz….its a tie game and we are playing the misamachinas Villa and Hershel (he calls himself a manager but by a manager he isnt a manager) brings out the timewaster Parker when we need a couple of goal…Im sorry I lied ok sue me…ONE GOAL…..Just one goal.We had all the Gunsa muchas like Defoe and Saha (nee cohen)on the bench and what does he do.,…he brings on Parker.

    Thats not a timewaster…thats a schmuck!!!!

  • 15 million for Verthonghen is not time wasting…its highway robbery!!!!
    Ok so its not…sue Me!

    Ok Dont,you think I care. For just a few hundred million we could buy a real mucha….Vidic

  • touching cloth says:

    just get it done already

  • kosta14 says:

    get it done…..whats an extra $5 mil between friends!

  • kenny powers says:

    After what has happened at the end of the season this signing is not just about signing a player alone. It’s more than that. It’s about sending out a message to us fans and players and everyone else that we will pick ourselves up dust ourselves down and improve again and go again.we need a boost and levy is bartering over a couple million euros. There are times when you have to take the hit to get what you want.
    If he goes down the rd I for one will be fuming and join the down with Danny gang.

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