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Team Sheet & Tactics Board For Fulham

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Gentlemen. 

You can’t fight in here, this is the war room!

It’s that that part of the show again, folks. Where the entire campaign is suddenly hinging upon 90 minutes of football against a team so overwhelmingly underwhelming that any thoughts of victory are dogged with doubt. You know what they say… if’s and and’s were pots and pans there’d be no need for tinkers…

Here’s the board for Sunday. 

Yes I know; for starters we’d all put money on Arry not playing 3 at the back. With Benny & Rose out it’s not only an obvious solution but one to springboard some creativity. So he won’t do it. If you think Billy at left back is riqué, wait til you see what discombobulation our tight lipped supremo unveils. 

Scotty Parker appears to be knackered in some respect or another. Suffering from aggravated Advocat spritzer or something, I didn’t catch it all.

So I’m leading the charge with The Beast of N17 himself paired up with young Jake. Kyle and Jake need to make sure that Damian Duff is neutralised. Perhaps 3 at the back will nudge Mr Walker into making defending more of a priority.

Modric playing across the bit in the middle with Bale on the left, Azza Blud on the right. What could possibly be more refreshing? Perhaps only a perfectly chilled Babycham…

Ade & Rafa up front.

Defoe? After his childish want away cobblers I’d FedEX him his contract torn in half and a street map of Reading. 

Tactics? Get on with it! 

Prediction? Blimey. Boylesports Anytime Goalscorer has Ade at EVENS and I’m seeing that as decent. Fulham Half Time, Spurs Full Time is a, ‘pour me a large Absinthe’ 25/1. But my bet of the bunch is a 3-1 win to the Tottinghams at a nice round 10/1.

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  • melcyid says:

    Dont care if Bale thinks he is Billy Big BEWLOCKS as long as he shows some on Sunday . bale on the left all day long,station him on the halfway line pass in his vicinty and watch him go.
    this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pp0ZUdopxjY

  • melcyid says:

    and this
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cRZMjHzWXQc :daumen:

    This is what he was born for ,to play in our shirt :winke:

  • Sid Trotter says:

    we will not win but we will come first.

    Defor off to reading??? illiterate bastard at his age too!

  • DesertSpur says:

    We need 3 points, so I’d prefer to see an attacking setup, although all the signs are pointing to Modders to LM and Bale to LB, with Livermore in the middle. I’d prefer Bale to LB and Gio to LM, but I can never see Harry start with Gio – perhaps he can put on another defensive midfielder when we are chasing the win?

  • The Tottinghams says:

    Lets clear out some of the squad to pay for players that will improve it. Defoe, Jenas, Gomez all need to go. That should pay the wages for Remy or someone of that quality when you add it to the money we got for Pav. Saha & Nelson were free transfers. Can you remember how happy you were when we got rid of Crouchy!!

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