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‘Chaos At The Lane’ Warning From Football’s Elite

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Good morning.

Reading The Sun since Arry was vomited out of The Lane has been a bit like watching King Lear performed by wee Jimmy Krankie. Not believable and once you’ve rolled your eyes, not even funny.

Arry’s pals are as subtle as brick. Apparently our gallant lads are already plotting a revolt with senior players having allegedly spoken to Chelsea players who have been warned, ‘ was a nightmare to work with and told them to steer well clear of the Portuguese coach.’

Many Tottenham players are already unhappy at Redknapp’s shock sacking last Wednesday.

LM: No like Mr Harry leaving. He tell me Mr Roman banknotes very crispy.

The idea that the players give a solitary flip who comes in is laughable. Okay, if either balloon animal specialist Ian Holloway or man at Paco Rabanne Phil Brown were unveiled I could see a few transfer requests being handed in. 

As long as the wheelbarrows of cash are still delivered on time their hearts won’t skip a beat.

The funniest bit of course is that the author of this seminal piece of garbage then goes on to recommend Laurent Blanc, proudly boasting of his 23 unbeaten run as supremo of the French national side. This is the same rag that scoffed at England’s draw with the French with the headline, ‘Yippee! We Got A Draw.’

Interestingly another Sun article lies a quote from Kranjcar that I had missed. “We all saw Harry going to England. We were all surprised England didn’t make a move for him at that stage.” So much for the speculation not affecting the players. They were (as we all knew anyway) all convinced he was off then. 

The same sentiments are expressed by a man sporting history will remember for having a surname that rhymes with ‘potty’, Tony Cottee talking to the functional alcoholic Alan Brazil on talkSPORT this morning.

The sooner a new manager is installed and we can move on, the better. 

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  • TommyHarmer says:

    We’ve arrived at the position where the rag-making company being villified at the Leveson Enquiry is held by the press (and our senior players apparently) as the fountainhead of all knowledge ……. what bollocks!!! “Arry was a disloyal serial liar, who served his own interest and didn’t give a shit for our FUTURE. I’d go back to bumping around in mid table rather than believe these self-serving Tory scumbags!! COYS

  • Jill says:

    I like Jol too – thought I was in a minuscule minority in hoping to see him back at the Lane as our manager.

    • Jol 5:5 says:

      In the book by Harry Harris – BMJ was hoping to back at Spurs by now – after a change in ownership. So – still waiting.

  • tms65 says:

    me no like crouchy raincoat man.

  • Yido123 says:

    The Sun have lost their reputation completely for me just trolling up any old shit to sell papers. I think we should bring him in regardless and shoot i mean sell or fine any one that dislikes it. Players are paid to play, not to make executive decisions. Shows how comparable our club is to Chelsea, I know we are not a club to be bossed by our playing staff. Like it or not it is going to happen! And hopefully today!

  • Horny Helen says:

    I’m a Ragnick Chick HHXX

    • Harry Hotspur says:

      No, you’re a bloke.

    • jfdit says:

      you do seem the sort of bird who would steal tampons

      are you a pre op trannie or a shim?

    • Spurstacus says:

      To be fair, although I could do without the aggressive homoerotic postings of Horny ‘Timothy’ Helen, I do think there is a place for him/ her on this blog. It’s like having a crazy, basket case relative that’s kept locked away. It keeps you grounded no matter how successful you become.

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