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Hello fun seekers.

First up a huge thank you for yesterdays comments. I put that picture up without thinking it through. I hesitate to say innocently, even.  In my defence how could anyone have known how funny a seemingly a pretty dull picture of a few men stood about a ten year old Merc could be?

After sleeping on it, my best guess is that this was an Earth Wind & Fire tribute band being told there was no ‘arrangement’ with with the pub next door and …’all this is permit holders only, sir’.

I see in today’s Redschnapps Bugle The Sun that the Arry camp are repeating the same damage limitation tactics they employed in relation to his non-appointment as England manager. 

Apparently Arry is contributing to the delay in him being given the opportunity to build a dynasty as he’s a very expensive commodity. If you have recently undergone electroconvulsive therapy then this makes a lot of sense.

Levy feels Redknapp was responsible for failing to secure a top-three finish and a guarantee of Champions League football because he was distracted by talk of becoming the next England manager.

This is harrowingly accurate. Clearly this bit wasn’t proof read. 

But the Redknapp camp insist the target issued by the chairman was a top-four finish and that it was hardly his fault Chelsea became kings of Europe to pip Spurs to the fourth Champions League spot.

Oh I see, this is like you were supposed to collect the kids from school and bring them home. Nobody said anything about not giving them them beer and cigarettes in the car on the way.

In spite of heart surgery and a gruelling court case earlier this year, Redknapp remains committed to transforming Tottenham into regular Champions League contenders.

Oh please, not the  health card again. And the reason his court case ever existed in the first place and was grueling or otherwise is because of the utterly bizarre manner he conducted his personal finances.

And, deep down, Levy knows he will have to tread carefully because Redknapp remains very popular with the White Hart Lane faithful.

HahahhahahahahahahhahahahahahaHahahhahahahahahahhahahahaha

Back in the real world, Brazil got beat 2-0 last night and the game threw up two goals of interest. Here’s Leandro Dimebar for starters. It was erroneously called as being offside.

And next up is a sex on toast like finish from the boy Giovanni Dos Santos.

As that ball went in; if you were able to tune into a frequency not too dissimilar to the one which dogs can hear, you would have  just catch Arry saying, ‘Well he bladdy well doesn’t do anyfink like that for us.’  

And so I rest my case, m’lud.


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134 comments

  • Sid Trotter says:

    I wanna go home – trapped in a kennel for 48 hours – with Harry – not fun.

  • LLL says:

    The only good thing about this transfer window to date is the total absence of a daily running commentary from Henry James Redknapp about who we are selling, who we can’t keep hold of and how tough it is to find good players to bring in when we can’t compete with City, Utd, Chelsea etc etc

    Long may that continue, I’d be happy to never have to hear another of his sound bites about our club again.

  • a_felching says:

    We are saved

    Who: The Journalist
    When: 5th June
    Where: SC

    Re; Harrys contract.
    I’m told it’s not a one year extension to his current deal, but a new two year deal from now with a good increase in wages and an option to extend if both agree after two years. The wage is not an issue; it’s just the length of contract; Harry just wants a straight 3 or 4 year deal.

  • Benspur says:

    Er fukin vuvzallas, balloon ball not sure what your point is but will agree it is definatly differant in some way. My point was that if johnny has a chance to settle imo he could do well. :shifty:

    • Benspur says:

      @essexian

      • essexian76 says:

        He’s had a chance, several, but standing around and looking pretty instead of grafting when you lose the ball just doesn’t cut it in the Premiership. Rose tracks back as does Lennon when not in possession and that’s team-work.
        GDS plays for himself and let’s face it-not all that well, hence the reluctance to play him, as he cannot be trusted to put in a shift. That’s my point!

  • The Tottinghams says:

    Watching Redknapp being interviewed by Sky Sports News. Very uncomfortable viewing. He sounds bolshy, ungrateful and misguided. I think he is harming everyone involved, including himself. Nail in the coffin I hope

    • LLL says:

      OH NO! Someone has removed the gag. Where can I view this verbal travesty?

      • MysteriousStranger says:

        “You don’t let players run out into the last year of their contract if you think they’re any good, and you don’t let managers run into the last year of their contract if you think they’re any good.”

        • LLL says:

          >puke<

        • The Tottinghams says:

          Exactly Harry. We don’t think you are very good.

          Do you remember that part of the day where you don’t coach the team? – Well that’s not very good.

          Do you remember that bit where you don’t look at tactics? – well that’s not very good.

          Do you remember that you don’t look at the tactics of our opposition? – well thats not very good

          Do you remember that but when you don’t coach, or have the team coached, on set pieces? – well that’s not very good

          Do you remember when you had a 10 point lead ahead of 4th place, you got distracted, and then we lost that lead? – well that’s not very good.

          To be very honest we don’t think you are any good. GEDDIT?!!

    • Frontwheel 2 says:

      Captain contradiction,I think he’s entering the middle stage of Alzheimers,either he doesn’t give a shit or can not remember what he was saying weeks ago.He ain’t a happy bunny and I think he’s on his way out.HIP HIP…lets hope.

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