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The 9 O’Clocker: Andre Villas Boas Being Interviewed

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Boa noite. That is your actual Portugese that is. 

Word from where words come from are that AVB’s much publicised online, ‘hello everyone, this is me at an airport!’ snaps are actually relevant. 

The boy VB is the the first through the doors for talks and I’ll tell you this… if true, then what a relief. His CV isn’t exactly what you’d call exhaustive but by the power of Greyskull it’s better than Martinez’s’s’s’s. 

If he can’t oblige Levy & Co.’s criteria then I want Capello.  The only blemish on his CV is …oh hang on… there’s a pattern emerging…. ladies & gentiles, may I un-proudly present… John Cadmeister Terry. 

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  • A_Felching says:

    Who: Brownhead Where: SC When: 14/06/12

    [AVB] Is our new manager, 100% Verts is all done Been told Monday for announcement but also got told a certain day for Verts, so….. But it’s def AVB I been told Also got told who the other signing that I said was to be announced was Suljemani, but that is not done yet and is the hold up with Verts. Didn’t know why tho Get money on AVB!!

    COYS

  • emspurs says:

    AVB has jumped ahead of Moyes in the betting.

    Unless…this is all a big scam HH and you’re just manipulating the odds in your favour. Never thought you had it in you.

    • Harry Hotspur says:

      That is precisely what an enormous Russian sailor called ‘large Phillip’ told me earlier :shifty:

      • emspurs says:

        A Russian soldier called large Phillip said:

        “AVB has jumped ahead of Moyes in the betting.

        Unless…this is all a big scam HH and you’re just manipulating the odds in your favour. Never thought you had it in you.”

        ???

        What a strange thing for a Russian soldier to say. And for the two of us to pick the same word order out of all the possible combinations.

        Also, I’ve met a lot of Russian soldiers called Big Phil but none called….Scolari. Watah!

        • lammybah says:

          It would be peculiar for a soldier to say that, but he said a sailor which is far more understandable.

  • CyprusYid says:

    If the AVB thing comes to fruition, I will be one happy Yid! There are near 200 other members for Cyprus Yids and I think they will be happy too! Moyes… even his name sounds dull!

  • southcoastyid says:

    capello for me, just because he shafted by the fa is no reason to ignore one of the best cv’s in the buisness.

  • dixta says:

    AVB eh? ok i’ll go with that but please keep pleat out of it.

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