Boa noite. That is your actual Portugese that is.
Word from where words come from are that AVB’s much publicised online, ‘hello everyone, this is me at an airport!’ snaps are actually relevant.
The boy VB is the the first through the doors for talks and I’ll tell you this… if true, then what a relief. His CV isn’t exactly what you’d call exhaustive but by the power of Greyskull it’s better than Martinez’s’s’s’s.
If he can’t oblige Levy & Co.’s criteria then I want Capello. The only blemish on his CV is …oh hang on… there’s a pattern emerging…. ladies & gentiles, may I un-proudly present… John Cadmeister Terry.
JURGEN!
Ah! Senhor Bowarsh (John Motson school of pronunciation) AVB, he’s got great dance floor moves for when I’m pissed at a party. Raincoat nearly as good as Columbo’s.
E é boa noite de si mesmo.
I’ve looked on the Club Website and the job hasn’t even been advertised yet. So much for Equal opportunities!
“Chelsea have bought some good players and Tottenham have bought a new training ground”. Is this the straw that broke the camel’s back
boy this is all going to go seriously wrong…..we’ll ll be crying in our beers by october!!!
Davy Moyes belongs in the north. Can you imagine what would happen to him if exposed to the sun? His icy blue gimlet eyes would pop oot his heed, and his porcelain skin would spontaneously combust.
Poor wee bairn.