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Good morning.

Reports emerging from the City of London right now that Andres Villas Boas is indeed the manager/coach/most recent ginger person to have been employed at Tottenham Hotspur Football Club.

He’s in for an interesting time. Arry’s mates in the press will be campaigning in earnest. Brace yourselves for leaked exclusives that Andre’s favourite sandwich is Newborn Baby, Lettuce and Tomato; that the genetic experiment in The Boys From Brazil was in fact real and that Andre was the sole survivor. Stuff like that.

Good luck and welcome aboard.

BIOYAVBC!

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209 comments

  • Sharon says:

    A tad premature it seems…. we de-listed on the stock exchange months ago apparantly, btw.
    The anxious wait continues….

  • spursaway says:

    When this (AVB), Vert, Sigg and Ade are confirmed I’ll be happy, well not happy, but maybe able to sleep at night? COYS

  • Rupert says:

    Just need Spurs to announce it along with other signings

    Persuade Moutinho over, VDV to go and nice little threesome of Mout Huddle Modders Sandro Parker Sigg Livermore to get us as solid as Espanyol!

  • Harry Hotspur says:

    For those concerned with the fact that THFC de-listed, perhaps ponder upon were information might credibly stem from.

    If it was originating from someone running a B&B in Yarmouth it might be a stretch…

    Only a short while left for the ‘he ain’t official!’ merchants to squeak so get it all out your systems while you still can.

    • LLL says:

      But why not wait until it actually is, erm, official , before announcing that it is, er, official?

      Incredibly probable? Yes. Inevitable? I suppose so. Guaranteed? Almost.

      Official? It’s not on the Spurs website, although it is on this blog by way of ‘the city’. So that’s a no then, sorry.

    • Chirpy says:

      *clutches handbag to chest*

  • Spurs Lodge Kit Man says:

    We could be facing a REVOLT from the most of the Spurs team now. There are only a small amount of the players in and around the lodge today but a few have made it very clear…Azza said “i just wont play init blud” Danny Rose said “i cant believe the rumours are true, I’M BLOODY PLAYING! :face:” I heard Luka is the most unhappy with the appointment and maybe even wanting a shock move away from the lane :shocked2:

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