Hello young lovers.
Jermain ‘What? What? I didn’t see you! Bruv, it was on so I took it’ Defoe has been in talks with Reading.
I’ve mixed feelings about the Midget Gem. He’s scored so many goals, so many important ones. Specifically ones that got us out of schtuck. Yet his spiel his routine lacked variety. Receives ball, turns, shoots, winces.
Where would he fit in under the André Villas Boas high line? I do not know. What I do know is that he was struggling to get starts under Arry, the manager that has been a fan of his since he was knee high to linesman’s flag.
The interesting mumble – and mumble is all that it is at this stage – is the name of Kaká. Hold tight on the upper deck.
It’s well documented that Real Madrid has been somewhat of a career cul-de-sac for one of the world’s greatest players and I’m told that Los Blancos are looking for compensation of ballpark £20M for him. Bare in mind he was sold to them for them for a reported £59M in 2009.
Will it happen? Hahahaha. What I can tell you is that serious enquiries have 100% been made. This club is not mucking about any more.
The gloves are off.
I don’t know a whole lot about the intertrode, but I don’t know if that announcement is real. If you go to the OS the story does not appear. Am I wrong? Just throwing that out there.
i couldnt find anything on it anywhere .does seem to be bullshit
‘Tis bollocks. The ‘host56’ part of the URL gives it away.
That and the fact that it was clearly written by a five-year-old.
im seven
They are never that forthcoming with the details like fees and players exchanged. Whoever did it must be very bored and lonely. I do wonder if it will somehow show up on newsnow though..
Harry, seems you are right about Benzema after all. :-D
Benzema has quite possibly been our most low key signing of all times. Only a handful of people get it.
Good spoof, it had me
i have been told you can be had quite easily .a mars bar an a packet of crisps . :-p
It’s late and I haven’t had time to read any previous posts so I apologise if this has already been mentioned….As much as I despise our previous
managerleadermoney grabbing, fame whoring, media darling It has just dawned on me that he is only part to blame for our miserable end to last season. Had the racist dog terry not spoken to Anton Ferdinand (and never forget he also did it to our own Ledley at the Lane and got sent off)in that despicable manner then Capello wouldn’t have resigned and Rubberchops wouldn’t have had delusions of grandeur and fucked our season up…Darling, to sate your appetite for alternate history, may I recommend a nicely chilled bottle of Pinot Griogio, a box of Ferrero Rochet, an ample supply of absorent tissues (for tears, not Jizz), and a copy of Sliding Doors (1998) Starring Gwyneth Paltrow, and John Hannah.