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Hello young lovers.

Jermain ‘What? What? I didn’t see you! Bruv, it was on so I took it’ Defoe has been in talks with Reading. 

I’ve mixed feelings about the Midget Gem. He’s scored so many goals, so many important ones. Specifically ones that got us out of schtuck. Yet his spiel his routine lacked variety. Receives ball, turns, shoots, winces. 

Where would he fit in under the André Villas Boas high line? I do not know. What I do know is that he was struggling to get starts under Arry, the manager that has been a fan of his since he was knee high to linesman’s flag.

The interesting mumble – and mumble is all that it is at this stage – is the name of Kaká. Hold tight on the upper deck.

It’s well documented that Real Madrid has been somewhat of a career cul-de-sac for one of the world’s greatest players and I’m told that Los Blancos are looking for compensation of ballpark £20M for him. Bare in mind he was sold to them for them for a reported £59M in 2009.

Will it happen? Hahahaha. What I can tell you is that serious enquiries have 100% been made. This club is not mucking about any more.

The gloves are off. 



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  • Spurs 37001 says:

    I just wondered why has Stephanie Beacham been cut out of the Snickers adverts ?

    Has she been causing too much dressing room unrest?

    Does Joan Collins’ performance deserves an Oscar ?

    Or do Chelsea already have too many Attacking midfield players?

  • Man City allowing Tottenham to buy Ade for such a low fee maybe good business for them.
    Not sure if he will be allowed to play against them (Prob not for the first season) so if he is going to hurt anyone it will prob be the rest of their competitors.Plus they make room for RVP.
    On our side we now have money to pay for another player as this deal was pretty good Im sure,its diminishes our rivals in North London and we open the door for further business with City.

    • `rich g says:

      im sure that if we own him, he can play against city

      • Razspur says:

        Of course he can, it was only when he was on loan that such a restriction applied. Honestly some people on here don’t have the first clue about transfer dealings and for that matter football in general.

  • Thepin says:

    Just listening to the constant rattle of the rain on my roof, for the fuckteenth day in a row. Is this how Waterworld came to be?

  • Don says:

    Tottanic Spuds?

  • Spurstacus says:

    Teflon Terry.

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