Date: 9th July 2012 at 8:58pm
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Good evening viewers.

Day one at the John Terry trial. And may I take this opportunity to share a sterling tip for any budding racists in the house.

According to George Carter-Stephenson QC, you can call someone a naffing black cnut providing you maintain you are only sarcastically repeating words that someone wrongly thought you had previously used, ‘in response to goading rather than by way of exaggerated and instant querying of a perceived false allegation. ‘  

Thank God that’s what was going on. For a few fleeting moments me and the rest of entire world thought that the Blues’ skip was being accused of doing something despicable. Let us pray that justice prevails and this pillar of the sporting community isn’t savaged by an unthinking judge who could cripple Mr Terry’s finances with a fine of up to £2500, let alone his robust reputation.

In more important news, I am told that Milos Krasic will be arriving in N17 for talks towards the latter part of this week. In fact on Thursday*. 

Krasic was earlier this window linked with but as will be come painfully apparent to the whining gits come August they aren’t able to offer any of their targets anywhere near what they need. All enquiries about that particular kettle of fish c/o Mssrs Comilli & Dalglish.

To add a little background heat to your supper this evening is this quite priceless piece of  additional information about . You know, that bloke we were ‘in for’?

It is suggested to me that Redschnapps met with the player without the consent or remote knowledge of either  or Marseille. More as I get it, my dears.