Good evening viewers.
Day one at the John Terry trial. And may I take this opportunity to share a sterling tip for any budding racists in the house.
According to George Carter-Stephenson QC, you can call someone a naffing black cnut providing you maintain you are only sarcastically repeating words that someone wrongly thought you had previously used, ‘in response to goading rather than by way of exaggerated and instant querying of a perceived false allegation. ‘
Thank God that’s what was going on. For a few fleeting moments me and the rest of entire world thought that the Blues’ skip was being accused of doing something despicable. Let us pray that justice prevails and this pillar of the sporting community isn’t savaged by an unthinking judge who could cripple Mr Terry’s finances with a fine of up to £2500, let alone his robust reputation.
In more important news, I am told that Milos Krasic will be arriving in N17 for talks towards the latter part of this week. In fact on Thursday*.
Krasic was earlier this window linked with Liverpool but as will be come painfully apparent to the whining gits come August they aren’t able to offer any of their targets anywhere near what they need. All enquiries about that particular kettle of fish c/o Mssrs Comilli & Dalglish.
To add a little background heat to your supper this evening is this quite priceless piece of additional information about Loic Remy. You know, that bloke we were ‘in for’?
It is suggested to me that Arry Redschnapps met with the player without the consent or remote knowledge of either Spurs or Marseille. More as I get it, my dears.
Sometimes reading this blog,
Becomes a hell of a slog,
I’m not criticising you’re right,
To send such absolute shite,
But you know it belongs in the bog.
Flush
Just changed channel to BBC1 there and there’s a guy in the bottom right hand corner making hand signals, can’t get rid of the ****er, he’s making strange faces too, the programme is about Rock Climbing. This guy looks like a Gay Butcher.
All the recent reason for optimism is in danger of disappearing with just one cursory glance of a training photo which contained the spineless toad, *****, lurking in the background with intent to do nothing (his forte).
Don’t do it AVB! Don’t fall into the trap that so many managers have before you who believed that they were the one to tap into *****’ ‘potential’. A clean slate for everyone except him.
London Now’s take on the Oscar story is: Carlos Meinberg Neto said, “Tottenham have also made an offer, but he should accept Chelsea’s offer as there is more exposure there”.
“I will stay,” Oscar told Globo Esporte.
A case of just wait and see.
I thought our deal with Internacional was that we got first shout at any of their players.
Carlos can suck my fat one.
More exposure at Chelsea. I always suspected as much.
Photography he asked him knowingly,photographs know what I mean?
what do you mean?
He’s er…he’s er going to Chelsea?
Translates as ‘higher agents percentage’.
At Chelsea he will be competing with Hazard, Mata, Ramires, Lampard – i.e. on the bench. There will be very little exposure there unless he’s planning to go commando and let his bollocks slip out of his shorts every now and again.
As they say:
There’s lies,
Goddam lies,
Fcuking great big really really awful lies
and then there’s John Terry.
It’s real Derek and Clive stuff isn’t it!
This bloke came up to me and said Hello
I wasnt going to take Hello for an answer,I kicked ‘is bollocks in
he has the audacity to say aaaaaggggghhhhhh
well I wasnt going to hhhh for answer take aaaaaggggghhhh for an answer…..
So I kicked his f*****g teeth in….
I wasnt going to be humiliated by some f—er who groaned like a baby…I said take that you rotter