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Good evening viewers.

Day one at the John Terry trial. And may I take this opportunity to share a sterling tip for any budding racists in the house.

According to George Carter-Stephenson QC, you can call someone a naffing black cnut providing you maintain you are only sarcastically repeating words that someone wrongly thought you had previously used, ‘in response to goading rather than by way of exaggerated and instant querying of a perceived false allegation. ‘  

Thank God that’s what was going on. For a few fleeting moments me and the rest of entire world thought that the Blues’ skip was being accused of doing something despicable. Let us pray that justice prevails and this pillar of the sporting community isn’t savaged by an unthinking judge who could cripple Mr Terry’s finances with a fine of up to £2500, let alone his robust reputation.

In more important news, I am told that Milos Krasic will be arriving in N17 for talks towards the latter part of this week. In fact on Thursday*. 

Krasic was earlier this window linked with Liverpool but as will be come painfully apparent to the whining gits come August they aren’t able to offer any of their targets anywhere near what they need. All enquiries about that particular kettle of fish c/o Mssrs Comilli & Dalglish.

To add a little background heat to your supper this evening is this quite priceless piece of  additional information about Loic Remy. You know, that bloke we were ‘in for’?

It is suggested to me that Arry Redschnapps met with the player without the consent or remote knowledge of either Spurs or Marseille. More as I get it, my dears.

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  • Razspur says:

    I’ve only once watched Krasic,
    To be fair he wasn’t drastic,
    But with chances a plenty,
    Give me Llorente,
    Now that would be fantastic.

    • I think that if Modric happens
      then the view will be different.
      If we get Moutinho and a Goalie and Ade
      we will be cheaper with another striker and Degoe willhave to step up

      If there is no Moutinho then a Top striker is in order and keep Hudd etc
      and get another midfielder in the 6 mil range

      Moutinho I read in News Now is coming to london for a physical

    • MysteriousStranger says:

      27 yrs old near 28 too expensive, Llorente
      Athletic Bilbao want a plenty
      For a Spanish Peter Crouch
      And whilst he may not be a slouch
      There’s the future resale value to consider
      So let Arsenal be the highest bidder
      Or some other club with more money than sense because…

      Of the horrendously large buyout clause.

    • Llorente,Llorente
      No loans Daniel just rente
      Krasic footy elementary
      the Croats and the Serbs
      but no John Terry
      head to head on the telly
      enjoy the big melee
      with Redknapp Harry
      doing the colour commentary

  • Will says:

    Here we go: racism is TREATING someone as an inferior. Being called “white” can hardly be taken as an insult if you have everr bothered to travel in Africa or the USA. Likewise calling someone “black” is descriptive and NOT racist.

    The whole thing is pathetic and reeks of PC gone crazy and while I have no time for Terry after the WB episode he is IMHO the voctim of a PC witchhunt.

    If it is the cnut word that is offensive then about 20% oof those who post here are also guilty.
    Pathetic storm in a teacup…go check up on the FIRST SEX SLAVE in Egypt since the new??? proSharia government. Surely that is MORE important than hype about being called your real colour.
    http://www.raymondibrahim.com/11952/egypt-sex-slave-marriage

    I await the hail of righteous PC bullsh*t.

    • LLL says:

      :-( :blink: :dizzy2: :dizzy:

      If you call someone a fcuking fat cnut, you are not just using the word fat as descriptive, but also as part of the insult.

      If you call someone a fcuking stupid cnut you are not just using the word stupid as descriptive but also as part of the insult.

      If you call someone a fcuking Jewish cnut you are not just using the word Jewish as descriptive but also as part of the insult.

      If you really believe that calling someone a fcuking black cnut is not a form of racist abuse then you are a fcuking stupid cnut, and I mean every word of that as an insult.

    • LLL says:

      As for your point about the sex slave story, that isn’t how the world works. Burglars don’t walk free because the judge scoffs about how pathetic their crime is in comparison to the murderer in the next court.

      For christ’s sake man, get a grip!

  • Razspur says:

    Fuck the righteous PC shit, Terry is the voctum of his own inbred ego, even if he’s innocent on this count he’s bound to be guilty of something, bring back Hanging.

  • John Terry gives wankers a bad name says:

    I’ve hated terry since he was 21 due to this story.

    http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/article-131725/Footballer-struck-bouncer-bottle.html

    It’s the “do you know how much i earn” bit which left me in no doubt what sort of individual he is.

  • Xildnparadise says:

    There once was a striker named Leandro
    Who moved to N17 and it was fino
    He scored goals for fun
    For Spurs fans in the sun
    Who kept chanting the name Damiao

    (yeah, yeah it sucks but that’s who I want up front)

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