Good evening.
As ODM and I ran through our three hundred and forty seventh rehearsal this evening it emerged that I hold professional footballers in my ethical value system somewhere between concentration camp guards and concentration camps guards who are up for a bribe.
They’re in in for the money baby. If it isn’t nailed down they want to nail it down. If they can nail it then they want to film said nailing on a wireless hand held device. If that thing isn’t actually another human then they want to plate said thing in platinum …and possibly precious stones.
Add to this, these intellectual high flyers ordinarily keep for company the class of confidante that is usually more associated with crafted arts such as prostitution and racketeering.
Adbayor’s Twitter account has been hacked! No really, it has.
Hey footballer, stop doing whatever it is you’re doing that’s distracting you from being useful to Spurs, shut up and get on with it.
This blog is amused to death.
i think i’d ban my players from twitters/facebooks if i was manager/chairman,not worth it leave it to the wags,we have a job to do,they can twitter all day long when their career is over and they go into pundit land
I saw Piers Morgan (arse) James Corden (WHU) and Piers Morgan was saying he has 750,000 followers and James Corden was saying he had 500,000 followers. Tell me is there a table of followers and are they in divisions? Do some get relegated?
Do they have a cup?
If Spain or Greece are short followers do they get a loan from the TMF?
Yes, it’s called the Bitter Twitter Twatter Batter averages…
More Important Than Twitter….Leandro Bid???????
The story seems to be that his agent and his club are ‘expecting a new bid’ from Spurs. No shit. The phrase, “What took you so long”, would seem to be appropriate for all parties…
I have no idea what game Levy is playing but hope it can be Leandro and Ade and Sahin
That will do it for me.
…along with ***** out, of course.
Who cares? Yes, Ade’s retort lacks imagination and class but so does this sad attention seeker’s attempts to wind him up in the first place. Anyway, why are we discussing all this when it’s so patently clear that we need a cnuting striker!!!
I’ve just discovered my HH account has been hacked-and I’d like to make clear to all,that I really believe GDS is the most committed and greatest striking midfielder we’ve ever seen-and VDV can match Bolt for pace over a 100m, and that Gomes should play in goal and be awarded the Queens medal for bravery in the face of adversity.
P.S.A Tune for Ade-Bob Marley’s-‘Wid Jam on’
Here’s one for you Ronnie- Berba Come Back-The Equals ;-)
TUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNE
Carole Bayer Sager (to Modric) “You’re Moving Out”.
That ranks up with the ‘Escape (The Pina Colada Song)’ song as cheesiest song of all time.
Not saying it’s bad like, just saying it’s cheesy.
I dedicate this to Modric-‘Don’t Leave us this way’
Essex how about Walker:
Walk right back
Freidel:
Jump
VDV:
On bended knee
Modric:
F You,F You
Bale:
Gonna jump down turn around pick a….
Oh,won’t you stay-(just a little bit longer)