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Oh No, My Twitter Account Hasn’t Been Hacked

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Good evening.

As ODM and I ran through our three hundred and forty seventh rehearsal this evening it emerged that I hold professional footballers in my ethical value system somewhere between concentration camp guards and concentration camps guards who are up for a bribe.

They’re in in for the money baby. If it isn’t nailed down they want to nail it down. If they can nail it then they want to film said nailing on a wireless hand held device. If that thing isn’t actually another human then they want to plate said thing in platinum …and possibly precious stones.

Add to this, these intellectual high flyers ordinarily keep for company the class of confidante that is usually more associated with crafted arts such as prostitution and racketeering. 

Adbayor’s Twitter account has been hacked! No really, it has. 

Hey footballer, stop doing whatever it is you’re doing that’s distracting you from being useful to Spurs, shut up and get on with it.

This blog is amused to death.

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90 comments

  • Gus says:

    What’s up with Fryers? Have we got him or not?

    • Spurs 37001 says:

      Can’t understand why the Club hasn’t made any announcement and why a tribunal hasn’t been held.
      Interested to see if he has been training with the club. Perhaps he’s not allowed to until after he’s signed.All seems a bit strange.

  • MysteriousStranger says:

    I note Dan Cohen has now deleted all his bleating tweets to the Daily Mail, Express, The Sun etc.

    Perhaps he’s suitably embarrassed at his own conduct.

  • Spurs 37001 says:

    I heard that after two weeks Adebayor had reduced his wage demands to £169,999.98 per week, before this paperhat contacted him. Now its back up to £170K again.

  • Spurs 37001 says:

    HH could you let us know how you came by the image associated to this blog.

    BTP.

  • bullers says:

    Amused to Death eh Harry? Your class is never ending.

    Love it

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