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3.15 Saturday 9 February 2013

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Good afternoon.

Curiously enough I was having a chat with a blogger of another Premier League side a few days ago and we both agreed that the word ‘cannibalism’ was indeed about the size of it. His club’s fans have also developed a taste for their brethren’s flesh.

So how long are you, in your inimitable wisdom prepared to give Andrè Villas-Boas?

I’m giving him my full support come what may until 3.15 on Saturday the 9th of February next year. By then I expect the following:

1. Us to be higher in the league than we are now.

2. To have played some excellent, dare I say it sexy football on a pretty routine basis.

3. To have demonstrated to any fair minded person that he is worth keeping on.

If it by this time, fifteen minutes into the Newcastle game indoors, he is looking every inch the Mr Bean/David Brent hybrid that some are suggesting now; after three games then I want to see him flung into a weighted, chained suit as per the scene in the excellent movie, Brazil. AVB ought must be hoisted in the style of Mr. Archibald Buttle out of The Lane. Destination? Parts unknown.

Cannibalism was ordinarily sanctioned by a cultural norm, but to be frank those cultures are pretty few and far between these days and it’s perhaps ambitious to think they might have wi-fi. Extreme famine can be a cause, but in the main people eating people is the domain of the mentally ill, or deviant. Perhaps consider which category you best fall into the next time you take a bite out of someone.

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156 comments

  • LosLorenzo says:

    If he doesn’t win the Champions League by the end of this season, I say we fire him. Out of a cannon.

  • Arrys bank account says:

    *9th june 2013

  • JRHartley says:

    I am willing to give him until Christmas. That being said, I believe he hasn’t been helped by Mr Levy with regards to transfer targets. I like who we’ve signed and will be interested to see how/where he uses Dembele, but I still think we’re missing a Modric shaped hole in our centre, that needed covering up!

  • Sandspurs says:

    Ginjninj is obviously a man under massive pressure to perform. Methinks he is also a person that requires support in order to flourish as do indeed the players. OK, so now they all know in no uncertain terms that some fans are unhappy with the level of graft exhibited during the last three games. Yes they get it, how could they not? Those Boos were broadcast all over the world. And the laugh is on us, fickle Spurs supporters.

    Now get behind your team, just as you would your best mate, even if it was his fault and you are at the receiving end. That’s what mates are for and that is what fans are for too.

    COYS!

  • david says:

    I hope that in a years time we have a team that actually looks like it might score.

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