Date: 5th November 2012 at 2:27pm
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Good morning.

Ten games in and the mood in the camp is best described an eclectic mix. Players on have been abused before they’ve even finished playing games and fans attending home games are reportedly setting up their own union SAS (Supporters Against Support). 

This group, spearheaded by 3 fat blokes in the Coach & Horses public house who describe their association as, ‘Somewhere staunch fans can inflict their contempt for all they hold sacred about without being interrupted. Divorced and separated welcome.’

Ringleader Teddy Wind told me, ‘We’ve had enough mate. ’s only it for the money he sold and bought himself an aeroplane I bet you didn’t know that? And don’t even get me started on that ginger ponce. Taking off that was a liberty. No wonder we’re squaring up to a relegation scrap. We predicted the dark days of Santini were coming back and this is straw that broke the thing.’

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