Good evening. They said it wouldn’t last. Oh how wrong they were. 8 shows in and there’s no earthly way of knowing which direction we are going… This week we tackle a whole world of issues. The whole Hugo Lloris vs Brad thing, the reliability of ODM’s carer in a match-day environment as Brad’s overall package has left the wholesale wedding cake buyer seemingly spellbound. And we ask the question: Kyle Walker. Animal, vegetable or mineral? Our very special guest star is the inimitable Sue_zd. This show either needs more women on it or more Sue’s on it. I wish…
Author: Harry Hotspur
Good afternoon. The footballing fast food world was rocked to it’s very foundations yesterday as Haringey Council’s Tottenham project director Anne Lippit revealed, “Tottenham has a lot of fried chicken shops. It’d be good if Tottenham had places like Costa Coffee.” Do wot? This is an outrageous and unprovoked attack on the Tottingham tastebuds from this one time riot regeneration tsar. If Ms Lippit is genuinely concerned about civil disorder she may wish to have a rethink her secret seasoning scrapping suggestion. Do Costa Coffee offer an extensive range of mouthwatering, deep fried delicacies including a can of pop for…
Good morning. Two bits of footage for you this morning. The first is of a man that many fancied to manage Tottenham when Arry was binned. Ladies and gentlefolk I give you Brendan Rodgers. A man who makes David Brent look like Albert Einstein. Being: Liverpool episode 4 airs tomorrow night on Channel 5 but I have the full show for you clicky and at 43.21 is the bit where Brent Brendan produces 3 envelopes and tells the entire Liverpool squad and staff that each envelope contains a name. The three names are those individuals that he believes will ‘let…
Good afternoon. Boy is it quiet out there. Quiet as the grave. Unless you’re Jimmy Savile of course. In which case you probably found yourself shouting,’What’s all this then?! Goodness gracious!’ as the marker to your fetid, child molesting bones was unceremoniously ripped from the ground above you late last night/early this morning. But one snippet emerged courtesy of Tom Collomosse in the Standard as he tantalisingly dropped a new name into the mix… …and AZ Alkmaar midfielder Adam Maher …also thought to be firmly on the radar at White Hart Lane. Maher’s name has turned up in relation to…
We here in the UK and many other climes live in an age of austerity. This is coded language for lots of people are financially on the floor. Newcastle United are on the brink of a deal that may redefine Premier League sponsorship. There’s little point in wading through the murky and pointless discussion of how we got here in the first place. Let Mr Bridger from The Italian Job guide you when it comes to politicians. ‘Camp Freddie, everybody in the World is bent!’ We’re here now and whatever way society is squeezed you can guarantee that there will…
Good afternoon. We’ve been linked with someone I think we ought to go all out to buy. Swoop audaciously for, that sort of thing. PSV winger Dries Mertens is the name in the frame and he ticks more boxes than a YouGov poll addict. For a start, he’s bi-wingal. Which for those of you struggling, is a word I just made up to describe a player able to play effectively on both wings.Which would be fantastic news for Spurs and less fantastic news for er.. say… Aaron Lennon. Then there’s the fact that he’s Belgian. Which if you look at…
Good afternoon. The boy Bale is undoubtedly going through what you might call a rebirth. No longer content with being what he obviously believes to be an admittedly lightening fast one trick pony who owns the left wing, his transition into a more central, Ronaldoesque figure is almost complete. All we are waiting for is for the fine tuning if you like. The balance between him being an as effective team player and a regular goalscorer. The signs after only 7 games in are generally encouraging. But then there’s the diving. There are a number of issues here. The first…
Good morning Much better and well done to all them for getting their acts together. The game itself was extremely watchable and it was to our credit as this looked like the Aston Villa that McLeish fielded, a token striker and 10 men behind the ball. The tactical shape was pretty much spot on and I think we’re slowly but surely growing into and developing a tempo that both suits and can be sustained. One prominent factor was our ability to pinch the ball off the Villan’s toes. Postionally we used the width of the pitch more and it showed.…
Good morning. Here we go then. Our valiant boys return from a game I wish I hadn’t watched. A game I hope they were forced to watch the tape of. Speaking of games you wouldn’t want to watch has anyone noticed that Paul Lambert, Bob Matthews and Brendan Rodgers are all sat in a row on 5 points on the League? Each of them spending most of their spare time talking down relegation battle talk. All three were shortlisted by varying degree to take over by Spurs fans. All three I campaigned strongly against as none of them has a…