Be still my beating heart. Oh I see, it has.
The sheer overdose of inertia pulsating through my veins has caused me to flatline. As longstanding readers will know of course, a goldfish with cerebal palsy could write this blog, so you’ll be unsurprized I can continue to type.
PSB in exchange for Aston Villa’s very own John ‘Star Man’ Carew*.
As theorectical deals for the next window go this would have to a considered a ‘goer’. Pointless Shouty Bloke has been linked with Aston Villa since he was a foetus. Add to this he hasn’t run away to join anyone’s circus for months now and you’re looking at a winning combo of transfer rumour.
St Gerard of Houllier has blazed a trail of draws and losses only interupted by the odd victory since he returned to the Premership. He inherited a squad that supposedly cost the same as ours yet achieved even less. It was only a matter of time before the splat of bathwater rapidly followed by the thud, wah, whaaahh of a baby landing on the Villa Park cobbles was heard.
John Carew. A thin brochure. Described a ‘bigger than me or you’ and and having a turning arc similar to that of a very, very large ship such as the Queen Elizabeth 2.
When it came to being linked with strikers – not so long ago it was the Horse Whisperer and the Wardrobe On Wheels. Then no one at all. Now it’s Carew. I smell decline. The new stadium is an elaborate hoax and Levy has secretly a hatched a plan to merge with the Pikeys and all play happily ever after under the name Athletico Stratford.
Women, children and Hotspur first. Let me through, I’m a first aider.
BIOYC!
*© JGM
Gomes
Hutton Kaboul Bassong BAE
Bentley Hudds Modric Bale
Kranjcar
Pav
Sunderland were unlucky not to take something from this fixture last season. We need to keep ourselves within touching distance until Daws, VDV, Defoe, etc come back fully fit then hopefully we can get a run together.
A big week coming up.
spot on SS with you final comment
Have a feeling Arry will go
Gomes
Hutton Kaboul Bassong BAE
Krankie Thudd JJ Bale
Modric
Pav
…and I like that side…maybe Sandro in there for JJ but wouldnt lose any sleep over it
Will need to give Pav some pro-plus and a bucket of double expresso if he plays up front on his own.
ok will organise it
whats the point in signing carew,we want goalscoers upfront,a dwarf on stilts will do if he knows where the net is
must win tonight,will crouch get another chance at starting?
COYS
I dont have much hope for tonight.
I’d be happy if we lost 4 -5 but played really well.
Then again, if we play well we should win.
I dont care what team goes out there as long as its the right one.
You never know until they hit the pitch do you?
i don’t think we would have played well if we let in 5 to the mackems at home,it might be a good match to watch but playing well,no
we need results,we should be trying to win the league and beating all these scummers,i’m sick of them :sick:
note to THFC,BUY a f*cking goalscorer :dizzy2:
Or at least pick one that’s already here.
I’d rather have Joe Jordan or les ferdinand up front than the LSOP
If he starts tonight we’re doomed I tell ya, doooooooommed
Harry! you nearly gave me heart failure, I thought by the headline we were swapping Ian Moores for Emile Heskey!
By the way what the … is my picture? It looks like a tampon……..easy tiger, don’t say it!
you look like a crab who is into a bit of tampon fashion
where did all these avs come from
You look fabulous darling. You look like a Nit Nurses’ Nightmare.