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Spurs & Villa To Swap Strikers In January

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Be still my beating heart. Oh I see, it has.

The sheer overdose of inertia pulsating through my veins has caused me to flatline. As longstanding readers will know of course, a goldfish with cerebal palsy could write this blog, so you’ll be unsurprized I can continue to type.

PSB in exchange for Aston Villa’s very own John ‘Star Man’ Carew*.

As theorectical deals for the next window go this would have to a considered a ‘goer’. Pointless Shouty Bloke has been linked with Aston Villa since he was a foetus. Add to this he hasn’t run away to join anyone’s circus for months now and you’re looking at a winning combo of transfer rumour.

St Gerard of Houllier has blazed a trail of draws and losses only interupted by the odd victory since he returned to the Premership. He inherited a squad that supposedly cost the same as ours yet achieved even less. It was only a matter of time before the splat of bathwater rapidly followed by the thud, wah, whaaahh of a baby landing on the Villa Park cobbles was heard.

John Carew. A thin brochure. Described a ‘bigger than me or you’ and and having a turning arc similar to that of a very, very large ship such as the Queen Elizabeth 2.

When it came to being linked with strikers – not so long ago it was the Horse Whisperer and the Wardrobe On Wheels. Then no one at all. Now it’s Carew. I smell decline. The new stadium is an elaborate hoax and Levy has secretly a hatched a plan to merge with the Pikeys and all play happily ever after under the name Athletico Stratford.

Women, children and Hotspur first. Let me through, I’m a first aider.

BIOYC!

*© JGM

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  • SpoletoSpur says:

    Gomes
    Hutton Kaboul Bassong BAE
    Bentley Hudds Modric Bale
    Kranjcar
    Pav

    Sunderland were unlucky not to take something from this fixture last season. We need to keep ourselves within touching distance until Daws, VDV, Defoe, etc come back fully fit then hopefully we can get a run together.

    A big week coming up.

    • toddspur says:

      spot on SS with you final comment

      Have a feeling Arry will go

      Gomes
      Hutton Kaboul Bassong BAE
      Krankie Thudd JJ Bale
      Modric
      Pav

      …and I like that side…maybe Sandro in there for JJ but wouldnt lose any sleep over it

  • Kojac says:

    whats the point in signing carew,we want goalscoers upfront,a dwarf on stilts will do if he knows where the net is

    must win tonight,will crouch get another chance at starting?

    COYS

  • spurlative says:

    I dont have much hope for tonight.
    I’d be happy if we lost 4 -5 but played really well.
    Then again, if we play well we should win.
    I dont care what team goes out there as long as its the right one.
    You never know until they hit the pitch do you?

    • Kojac says:

      i don’t think we would have played well if we let in 5 to the mackems at home,it might be a good match to watch but playing well,no

      we need results,we should be trying to win the league and beating all these scummers,i’m sick of them :sick:

      note to THFC,BUY a f*cking goalscorer :dizzy2:

  • brineyno9 says:

    Harry! you nearly gave me heart failure, I thought by the headline we were swapping Ian Moores for Emile Heskey!

  • brineyno9 says:

    By the way what the … is my picture? It looks like a tampon……..easy tiger, don’t say it!

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