Be still my beating heart. Oh I see, it has.
The sheer overdose of inertia pulsating through my veins has caused me to flatline. As longstanding readers will know of course, a goldfish with cerebal palsy could write this blog, so you’ll be unsurprized I can continue to type.
PSB in exchange for Aston Villa’s very own John ‘Star Man’ Carew*.
As theorectical deals for the next window go this would have to a considered a ‘goer’. Pointless Shouty Bloke has been linked with Aston Villa since he was a foetus. Add to this he hasn’t run away to join anyone’s circus for months now and you’re looking at a winning combo of transfer rumour.
St Gerard of Houllier has blazed a trail of draws and losses only interupted by the odd victory since he returned to the Premership. He inherited a squad that supposedly cost the same as ours yet achieved even less. It was only a matter of time before the splat of bathwater rapidly followed by the thud, wah, whaaahh of a baby landing on the Villa Park cobbles was heard.
John Carew. A thin brochure. Described a ‘bigger than me or you’ and and having a turning arc similar to that of a very, very large ship such as the Queen Elizabeth 2.
When it came to being linked with strikers – not so long ago it was the Horse Whisperer and the Wardrobe On Wheels. Then no one at all. Now it’s Carew. I smell decline. The new stadium is an elaborate hoax and Levy has secretly a hatched a plan to merge with the Pikeys and all play happily ever after under the name Athletico Stratford.
Women, children and Hotspur first. Let me through, I’m a first aider.
BIOYC!
*© JGM
I dont know how anyone reads let alone understands this garbage!
its because we are fickle
The Torygraph have Hutton playing wide right in place of Lennon, with Corluka at right back.
Not a bad idea that.
I just hope Crouch isn’t in the starting line-up.
Need 6 points this week, or we’ll be well off the pace.
COYS
We need to double up on dazzy b and stop all beach balls at the turnstiles.We will then be fit for a resounding nil-nil win!
hes injured
Does anyone know a good live feed for tonights game?
This match, like last Saturdays, is a SIX pointer :unsure: