Good afternoon.
This could easily degenerate into an interminable ramble so to spare you and to spare me I’ve opted for player ratings. No width, no plan, no nuffink. Modders threatened to elevate us but he was outnumbered by people who didn’t share his vision.
Most footballers are thick. If they couldn’t excite people with a football, most of them would be working in the fast food industry or at best ‘larking about’ to some capacity in a warehouse.
There is a pattern at Tottenham whereby they perform brilliantly and then immediately afterwards they act like hungover chimpanzees that have saucepans stuck on their heads.
I’m sick of it and so are you.
Bitter, refusing to give credit to Blackpool? Look, you watched the same game as me. They looked like Colchester United on a good day. What do they want for that? A Ballon D’or?
Gomes – 5 Can pick a ball out of his own net like no other.
Gallas – 4 Was more comfortable going forward.
Dawson – 4 Not absolutely invisible. But really quite close.
Bassong – 3 A donkey on roller-skates.
A&E – 4 Some tremendous hoofs to nobody in particular.
Azza – 6.37 Glimpses of guile and gormlessness in equal measure.
Sarge – 5.8 Seemed to be doing a lot. But wasn’t really.
Modders – 7 He’ll like it at Man Utd. They have lobster on Thursdays.
Peanut – 5 Marginally faster than time lapse photography.
Pav – 7 I’m amazed he kept trying. Iwould’ve gone home at half time.
Defoe – 5 Tedious, greedy little man.
Krankie – 6 Introduced too late and achieved zip.
Jenas – 5 Pansy.
Crouch – 4 At this point the gas and air kicked in and I was going under…
What’s even more surprising to me is how so many bloggers on here confidently predict results even when the league is all over the place. Even 20-odd games in it can only be taken one game at a time. Some were predicting we’d win 4-1 or 5-2. Madness! Setting yourselves up for big falls. It’s all sooo close you need your big players out there -Vdv, Bale! We needed runners… Lennon didn’t take them on enough for me. Dawson, bless him, is too slow and gets found out – always needs top quality next to him. Bassong. 6th choice for a reason. Defoe, I’ve always said, should not have been brought back.
Having said that we could have outscored them but never got the bounce of the ball whereas they took their chances clinically. 2nd goal a peach.
I’d gone to bed by the time Pav scored but… Well done, Blackpool.
Why no rank for the tactical genius?
A twitchy 2 and i’m being generous
I wouldn’t swap Harrys’ away record for a win at Blackpool.
Bin saying it all season give the youth players a run i.g “Harry Kane”O come on with a name like that he will be a sensation..Is it worth playing with strikers????? so hacked off we could have been sitting in 3rd spot today, and putting the scary the shit out of La Scum!!!!!!! Gutted..
Pish pish pish !!!!
Gertcha!