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Afternoon all.

It took approximately 27 seconds from the confirmation of old Marty for the A Team type speculation to kick in.  Longer than I expected.

In 2007 a crack commando unit were transferred out to various naff teams by a depressed Chairman for crimes they they bloody well did commit. These men promptly escaped from a number of sh*t clubs and to a Cottage in Fulham. Today, still wanted by insane managers, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire BMJ’s Fulhaming Hotspurs.

Ba dada daah dumdum daah.

So who do you believe will part of Chairman Mo’s brave new world? This popped up on Twitter yesterday and some interesting names were thrown into the mix. PSB was regarded as nailed on.  Timothée Atouba’s name was mentioned and candles across the globe were lit at the mention of *****.

Who do you think he’ll land and will Staples be adjusting their ordering strategy for the South East if Chris Pictionary Hughton becomes his ‘numero dos’?

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  • rich g says:

    Ref the bad crouch news, will that mean he wants to get rid of pav or defoe?, hopefully its the neoplitan swordsman, and not pavlova

  • baker says:

    i wouldn’t read too much into harry saying he wants to keep our strikers. If he came out and said he wanted rid, we’d be in a poorer bargaining position on fees. Better to claim we want to keep them and get a couple of extra million for the trouble

    • toddspur says:

      i was just about to say the same thing. If you actually listen to Arry he says I dont think he is one who will leave…..or words to that affect.

      I doubt 3MP is going anywhere but if he is a makeshift (albeit a tall fuckin one) in a pending deal then he will go….IMHFO… :ninja:

  • TMWNN says:

    I’ve already written next season off if Redknapp is in charge. Roll on 2012/13 and a new manager.

    • Roland Rat says:

      You’re an idiot then and not a very loyal supporter. We don’t need fans like you, we need fans who support there club. Go and read a book on sports phsycology.

    • Toddspur says:

      Change the record FFS

      • Toddspur says:

        And of course that was aimed (and missed) our loyal supporter TWMWMN or whatever he calls himself

        • MysteriousStranger says:

          Todd, if you can come to terms with the key differences between being:

          a) an unconditional supporter of Tottenham Hotspur Football Club, a football club based in Tottenham (at present),

          and being:

          b) unhappy with personnel affiliated to the club at any time, that includes any one of the following:

          the board
          the manager
          the coaching Staff
          the players

          then you too can perhaps stop moaning at anyone who doesn’t post a stock “I love Harry Redknapp, the best manager we’ve had since…” line, stop questioning supporters’ loyalties etc., and once you’ve accomplished these feats, you will have demonstrated the ability to change your own record, yourself ;-)

          FFS, SMH etc. :silly:

        • Toddspur says:

          @ms

          It’s boring frankly and totally unprompted. It’s as if he has OCD about Arry FFS.

          Oh and don’t dare doubt my loyalty ms neither to club or Arry. You need to support both to achieve that.

          I will defend my club at every opportunity; I can’t bring myself to think you and all other haters of our manager (who has delivered our most competitive team since the 60,s) really have that balanced view

      • Toddspur says:

        Ah and or more thing

        Its a no lose situation for me (and all others who are pretty content with our CL journey & genuine ability to compete with the top 4 teams in the PL) cos if Arry does go we will see if firstly who will replace him and secondly can we retain that level ongoing. If someone does come in and we retain parity or improve then I will shut up and eat a huge slice of humble pie.

        Arry out!

        • MysteriousStranger says:

          Perhaps you need to read what I posted again.

          “Oh and don’t dare doubt my loyalty ms neither to club or Arry. You need to support both to achieve that.”

          Are you Roman Pavlyuchenko in disguise? So, is that I need to support both Harry Redknapp and Tottenham Hotspur to dare doubt your loyalty? Or are you again saying I/we need to support Harry Redknapp in order to truly support Spurs? Cos the latter is utter bollocks.

          Christian Gross, Gerry Francis, George Graham all were recipients of your total loyalty were they, in order for you to be truly loyal to the club? Is this what you are really saying?

          Martin Jol used to wear the Tottenham badge with pride, and his heart on his sleeve. And he achieved great things with a far more mediocre squad than the one at Harry’s disposal. Harry sneaked into the CL for a year, we got pounded in two domestic cups, we failed miserably against relegation fodder, which cost us a CL place again. We have a much better squad now, yet they underachieved under the great Harry. To cap it off Harry calls us “they”, “them” etc., the fans, “idiots”. He needs gagging.

          Someone will come in, because Harry will fuck off one day and not in the too distant future. It’s as sure as eggs is eggs, something you appear choose to dismiss/reject/deny, as you bang on about whatever the true definition of loyalty (in your eyes) to the club is supposed to be.

          But to clarify what I said before, stop trying to elevate yourself into being “the better Spurs supporter”. Change the record. FFS.

  • ToniMontana says:

    weve been linked with so many players but none of them are proven class. i dont care about talented young players blah blah blah…fuck’em. where is the world class striker we need?

    i mean we did try to spend 30m on a striker last january didnt we? so why cant we do it now? whats change? stop fucking around Levy.

  • Basil says:

    Ah, hello, Mr. O’Reilly. How are you? Oh sorry, nearly forgot: Basil Redknapp remember? The poor sod you do jobs for. So how are things your end? Ah, splendid. Now how would you like to hear how things are my end? Oh, well, up to your usual standard I think the odd hole in the wall, the odd door missing; but nothing you can’t be sued for.

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