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Can everybody please stop jumping out of windows. With of course the possible exception of those in bungalows just having a few larks. But make sure it’s supervised. Flowerbed edging can twist an ankle in the blink of an eye.

The threat of Spurs signing Liverpool’s Joe Cole has cast a shadow over North London and incited street parties in Merseyside.

This just in from a poster calling himself The Godfather on the message board FTL. ‘Just had it confirmed from his agent David Geiss that we have NO interest in his client. Infact, he went as far as saying that there is currently no concrete interest in him.’

David Geiss is indeed the Chromosome Kids’ agent. So this at least lends credence to it. I had a fish supper in a pub on Chiswick High Road once called the Codfather and that was textbook.

Pity that Redschnapp’s stock is so low with supporters that despite all his achievements nobody put it past him to ship in a waste of space like Cole…

Over to you Arry.

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  • jerkinmahjurgen says:

    Harrys’ stock is low if you go by internet forums. In the main he’s ok. Not much going on in demo’s or parer reports. He’s fine. Got an odd way of doing things at times but he gets results, best results we’ve had for a while. Harry Redknapp. COYS!

    • Roland Rat says:

      90% of people who use internet forums are life’s moaners anyway so no you can’t go by that, afterall when was the last time these same people wrote a letter praising someone or some product? They don’t, they only write when they want to complain so you only hear the complaints. Look at the papers or watch the news, it’s all bad news not good news because it is perceived that is what people want to hear.

  • jerkinmahjurgen says:

    *PAPER*

  • mrdaintz says:

    I think your giving way too much credit here to harry on our best two season’s in the last twenty years just remind me what did we actually win? FUCK-ALL yeah we finished fifth a feat jol achieved twice with a weaker squad and when the top four were at their strongest FACT, under ramos we beat a chelsea team that got to a european cup final and beat them for a trophy FACT and ok we got to a european quarter final which we got battered in FACT so whilst the last two seasons have been good with some very nice football i would hardly say they have been great seasons we have been a top five side now for four out of the last six years,at least when jol was here we wasnt been linked to the cast of DAD’S ARMY.

    • ken e winks says:

      Correct. its all the Redknapp spin 2 pts 8 games cliche. The fact is WE WERE NEVER GOING TO GET RELEGATED. 8 games in FFS. Taking over when he did inabled him to look like a master, and i said before Oscar the Grouch from sesame street could have turned up with a bag of milky ways and curly wurlys and sent the lads out there. Would have beaten Bolton that day WHATEVER. We had been threatening top4 for a while and missed it by a layer of puke in 2006. We were progressing, we have NOT overachieved and Redknapps outta his depth now.

    • jim says:

      you’re a moron…. FACT

      • mrdaintz says:

        Im entiteld to my opinion you MORON. Whats the matter someone slating your beloved harry eh? if you dont like my posts dont reply i bet you got a twitch too just like harry!..

    • Roland Rat says:

      So what you are saying is your OPINIONS are facts and facts are your OPINIONS only!

      • mrdaintz says:

        No im not saying that at all im just saying that harry’s achievements with us are not as good as he makes out and we have had it good before personally i think jol did a better job thats MY OPINION he had a lesser squad competing against a stronger top 4 than they are now and harry said before the man city game that the europa league would be a burden if we ended up in it how is this true if you get too the final it’s only 4 more games than the champion’s league is and then he states we are going to play kids which isn’t what i or many more spurs fans want i would like spurs to try and win it otherwise what’s the point in finishing fifth this year we might aswell come 8th then harry couldn’t moan about too many games next year distracting us from getting fourth it isnt easy to get in that group of four so id rather try to win the europa league i want to see us win something next year otherwise all our top player’s will say goodbye!.

  • spursman79 says:

    funny that you same people were singing his (redknapp)praises this time last season!! bet the same people want martin jol back but probably was amongst the fans that boo’ed and called for him to be sacked in the first place, yes lets sack our most successful manager for 20 years or maybe more cause no decent player wants to sign for us due to not paying prices and wages that other clubs do i mean it’s all harry’s fault isn’t it? and because you all seem to know so much about our club tell me who should we install as manager?…….. again we wouldn’t get any of the world class managers like mourinho or hiddink cause again we just ain’t big enough for them, so where would that leave us? chris hughton? i mean he loves the club just like hoddle yet you same fans called for hoddles head also and yet you probably shouted from the rooftops to have him as manager in 1st place, other teams mock us spurs fans for being fickle…… maybe they read peoples comments on here cause fickle is definately here.

    • mrdaintz says:

      I never booed martin jol or ramos or harry for that matter but some people on here have gone to far with there praise for harry when he come out and says “we never had it so good” he says stupid things his constant moaning about how much money chelsea and man citeh have really does make us look small fry imo.Your entitled to your opinion as i am too mine i dont want harry to get sacked ive never said that i just want him to respect who he work’s for is that to much to ask according to him the europa league is beneath him what an arrogant twat! that trophy is held in high regards at spurs so shut your cake hole and try to win it for us before you leave for england

      • Spursman says:

        Slightly skewed and twisted view there. Firstly, Harry didn’t say that the Europa League is beneath us, he said if we want to challenge, it will be hard playing games on Thursdays and Sundays as it knackers the players out, something echoed by a couple of the players afterwards. Secondly, what would you prefer, him to come out and say that Chelsea and City are no better than us. He is doing what some people call TELLING THE TRUTH, we can’t compete with them for wages or transfer fees. Just to disappoint you, we will not be spending £50M on one player this summer.

        • mrdaintz says:

          Hows playing in the champions league any different you still play two games a week do you here the porto manager moaning about his player’s being tired and they played 8 more games than us this year oh i forgot its only english teams that get tired playing twice a week you dont hear the other european teams moaning about it. As for the money man city and chelsea have i know we can’t compete with wages and transfer fees but you never heard jol ramos santini whinging about it live on sky sports for the whole of the world to hear what signal does that put out in our atempt to sign quality player’s from across europe but i bet your happy with mid table being a feeder club for manure im not, and his comments dont help mate

  • Blackrat1299 says:

    There are some ‘supporters on this forum who think we live in a perfect world, where nobody does anything wrong! Wise up you guys, there will always be a for and an against for any argument. If you want to say haw brilliant Harry was thats fine but be prepared for people to be against what you are saying. Me I sit on the fence and have a go at both sets of supporters. I am a realist, I look at what harry says then I look at what the papers are saying and try and work out what he really means, I don’t get it right very often, but its fun and I dont upset anyone.

    • Harry Hotspur says:

      I think you represent the majority.

    • eastanglianspur says:

      “Sitting on the fence is a dangerous cause, you can even catch a bullet from the peace keeping force.”

      Dire Straits: “Once upon a time in the west”

    • dancingbarber says:

      Problem during the transfer season is that you rarely get to review what Harry says. Most of the reports are about what some journo says Harry might be thinking…and that’s a little different.

      What is disappointing is the comments made that actually assume these things are true…when they patently are not.

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