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Good morning.

Arry’s come out and defended the boy Bale, saying he’s no diver I see. Well Aitch I hate to be the first to break it to you old girl, but he is a bit of a diver.

I don’t believe  intrinsically that the lad’s a cheat, he strikes me as a decent sort. More a case of Gaz having become increasingly fed up with frustrated players who can’t catch him fair and square giving him the odd trip up, the odd push.

We keep getting these comparisons to Christiano Ronaldo being made about him, but it’s important that Bale ensures that he isn’t tarred with the same ‘cheat brush’ as the Portugeezer.

Here’s my mob for the Mancs then…

Given the inherent speed and potential for goals in this side there is no need for two strikers. This also leaves us with an attack minded bench if required. 

The back four is cobbled together, but then it is difficult to remember a time when it wasn’t. 

All that remains to be said is that Bale needs to get chalk on his boots and if Dawson or Benny are caught hoofing they agree to being executed live in the centre circle at full time. Method of death tbc but it will involve a threshing machine and some Des O’Connor records. Commentary by Eddie Waring and Stuart Hall.

Eyecatcher bets Anytime goalscorers Niko Kranjcar 7/2, Younes Kaboul 7/1 and 1-1 at half time is a handy 6/1 prices from Boylesports.

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116 comments

  • Ric-Rage says:

    last week the useless lazy cnuts fooked us up we will be lucky to get in the top 4 now ffs useless Redknapp either commit to Tottenham or Fook off to shetty England starting to pish me off now.

    • UnkleKev says:

      And which, pray tell me, out of Chelsea, Liverpool and Newcastle, do you think is capable of ousting us from the top four?

  • notsohotspurs says:

    Oh dear. Starting to get deja-vu. Anyone remember when we snatched 5th place from the jaws of top 4 under Martin Jol ?

  • nobby nobbs says:

    Skip kranjcer and play 3 forwards including Defoe. King and Dawson FFs Hinge and Bracket, squads looking a bit thin, what what.

  • McG says:

    9 of our last 11 games are against sides 8th or lower in the league, I think we have a good enough run in, picking up some points tomorrow would make life a little easier for sure!

  • Kenny powers says:

    Shit anyone else got that nasty sinking feeling? We will now really see what we r made of.Personally,not sure weve got the minerals. Barcodes apart weve been shit for about 6 weeks or so now.

    • david says:

      Think we are all feeling the pressure but apart from Chelsea, Sunderland and Everton away, we have an easier run than most of our competition, so chin up.

      • kenny powers says:

        still aint over last sunday yet to be honest, we are so spurs we dont “do pressure ” very well
        would love to sitting here tomorrow night as winners……. :freu

        • david says:

          Like you, I am suffering from last Sunday and still can’t believe what I witnessed.
          Not sure what Spurs will turn up tomorrow but Chelsea are doing their best to encourage us. Just a shame the scum will benefit if Chelsea continue to implode.

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