Well hello Dolly.
The Daily Star is jackanape central, eh? Jermaine J**** being lined up to replace Joseph Barton at Queens Park Rangers. And to get suspicious readers into the zone, they’ve even run the piece accompanied by a snap of the Tottingham dynamo sporting a moustache.
In next week’s Daily Star, Des O’Connor to replace Slur Alex.
Jan Vertonghen’s getting as restless over his transfer as most Spurs fans.
“I’ve said repeatedly that Tottenham are my first choice, but the talks haven’t progressed,” said centre-back Vertonghen, 25.
“They have shown me around, I have met all their key people and their chairman came to meet me on Monday. But Arsenal want me too.
They remain a possibility if my Spurs move falls through, as Ajax are asking €15m for me.”
Ordinarily this sort of whoring gets right up my hooter. But whilst €15m is probably more than the value of everything I own, relatively it’s chicken feed.
After watching Gary Cahill take about a fortnight to look like he had been playing for the Blue Racists forever, it would be seriously unfunny to watch another vital addition end up in enemy hands.
Gary Cahill is shit and plays for Chelsea too :-p
Is it possible that the hold up is due to Ajax wanting one of our players (e.g. Kranjcar)and the negotiations are ongoing to try and get wages up to what Nico wants? I have no idea what is happening but it is clear that Ajax want new players and we want to offload some of our players.
The deal won’t be done simple ! Levy is all about money ! I put it to mr levy ! Q. To dare is to do ! And I dare you to buy jan v and show us you want sucess !
Levy is a serial window shopper he might as well work for the top 4 clubs as a scout.
In next week’s Daily Star, Des O’Connor to replace Slur Alex.
HA! Love it! That would be next to the story of Bubbles the Chimp replacing Redknapp becuse Nasa recruited him for there mission to destroy the sun.
Now finally something positive!