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Well hello Dolly.

The Daily Star is jackanape central, eh? Jermaine J**** being lined up to replace Joseph Barton at Queens Park Rangers. And to get suspicious readers into the zone, they’ve even run the piece accompanied by a snap of the Tottingham dynamo sporting a moustache.

In next week’s Daily Star, Des O’Connor to  replace Slur Alex.

Jan Vertonghen’s getting as restless over his transfer as most Spurs fans.

“I’ve said repeatedly that Tottenham are my first choice, but the talks haven’t progressed,” said centre-back Vertonghen, 25.

“They have shown me around, I have met all their key people and their ­chairman came to meet me on Monday. But Arsenal want me too.

They remain a possibility if my Spurs move falls through, as Ajax are asking €15m for me.”

Ordinarily this sort of whoring gets right up my hooter. But whilst €15m is probably more than the value of everything I own, relatively it’s chicken feed.

After watching Gary Cahill take about a fortnight to look like he had been playing for the Blue Racists forever, it would be seriously unfunny to watch another vital addition end up in enemy hands. 


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  • nobby nobbs says:

    the stumbling block is the amount of blood diamonds Levy expects vertonghen to smuggle into the country up his jacksie, always a difficult negotiation that.

  • McG says:

    I think this could be the most important signing of the decade for us. Replacing King with a quality defender who can play 45 games a season is priority imo. Start keeping more clean sheets and up the table we shoot, no question. Add to this the fact that it shows true ambition, it may help persuade certain players to remain at Spurs. Considering the money Manure paid for Ferdinand, and how long ago that was, this guys an absolute bargain. If we sold him in three/four years time, we double our money at the very least. I’ll be absolutely gutted if this falls through, cos you wont get this sort of opportunity crop up again, and the guy actually wants to come here, what more could you possibly ask for??!

    On a separate note, my feeling is Modders is off, and I’m hoping it’s to Real. I can’t see the incentive to stay, no CL, and if we make it next year we’ll have little chance of winning it. He’s also approaching the age where he’s after that one final big money move. Spend the money wisely and I can see it working for both parties…

    • The Tottinghams says:

      I do think it is time to thank King for years of fantastic service but wish him bon voyage. A regular CB to play 40 odd games a season please

  • Jimbotheyid says:

    FFS Levy sort this out and pay the money!! I have actually seen Vertonghen play several times at the ArenA and he is one class act, immense at the back, intelligent with his passing and gets forward to add to the attack at the right times. He is just what we need. If we fuck this up I am seriously gonna end my membership. He is that good, sort it NOW

  • nobby nobbs says:

    Pay the cash buy the brandy pay the cash…..
    Buy the player improve the team…fuck Redknapp get him bought.

  • Gilzeanwasgod says:

    The euro is tanking against the pound. He’s getting cheaper every day!

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