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Good evening.

I have no faith.I might have thought I had when I was a child. But it’s gone.

Kishna, born 1000 yrs BC, son of a carpenter, was baptised in river. Mithra, born 600 BC curiously enough on December 25th, performed miracles, was resurrected on the 3rd day. He was known as The Lamb, The Way, The Truth, The LIght The Saviour, The Messiah.

The big hitter though has to be the ‘rather popular’ Egyptian god Horus who in 1280 BC was known the son of Osiris. He was also born to a virgin, baptised in a river by a bloke who later had his head chopped off. Horus did a stint of desert business, getting tempted, all that jazz.

He was an absolute whizz at healing the sick, blind and cast out demons like it was going out of fashion. When he wasn’t recorded as having walked upon …water. Pity none odf his descendants were involved at the Sunderland game today, eh? Horus also raised a guy called ‘Asar’ from the dead. The translation of this name is ‘Lazarus’. Horus had 12 (count ’em) disciples, was crucified, then was discovered by 2 (count ’em) ladies who declared him ‘risen’.

That said, faith isn’t for schmucks.  If something gives you comfort. I’ll be the very last to suggest you’re a fool. It’s vital part of the way humans go about their business.

But all I ask of people is don’t try and pass it off  faith as being either truthful or …factual. It isn’t an imaginary friend tending to the sick, it’s scientists and doctors. And if my own Living Will is executed to the very letter, coked up Vegas showgirls. 

Spurs fans carping about André Villas Boas after 2 games need to jack it in and find themselves a new god. Because dealing with reality is clearly too much for them to cope with.

Do you know the last time I watched a game close to where we passed so deftly, tackled with such spirit? It was the UEFA Cup Final against Anderlecht.

I was genuinely proud of us today. The best analysis you will ever read and player ratings for you in the morning.

Of course it was heartbreaking to watch them equalise, but I have absolute faith in intelligence, wit and guile. The boss is building something rather special here. The result today hurt, but I’m still so excited about this season.

So in my headline I lied.

Confused, upset?

Oh you must be new…

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  • Urbane Sturgeon says:

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    I’ll give AVB the whole season, and if he’s allowed it, beyond. I’m on the ‘new young turk’ bandwagon for sure but that won’t stop me assessing each match with the cold and ruthless eye of rational thought.

    Faith is the denial of observation.

  • Dubai-Spurs says:

    Before the start of the season I said it’s 50-50 how it will go with AVB, either we have a great season (champ league place + a cup) or total disaster (mid table etc). After 2 dodgy results my views have not changed. It’s way to early for that (even Ramos was given 8 games). And we have the transfer window to see who we will sign and who will go! But if we don’t beat norwich next week then I’m afraid the knives will be out whether I agree with it or not!!! COYS

    • jerkinmahjurgen says:

      Basically we’ve a darling of a starting fixture list and if we don’t get 12pts from our 1st 6 games we’re fucked.

  • The Chudster says:

    Unfortunately due to circumstances and work, I’ve missed both matches so far this season, and any highlights there of.

    I once also missed the long jump competion I was entered in at a school’s athletics meet when I was 14.

    Swings and roundabouts.

    The moral of that story? A good TV series usually gets better during the course of a series. Come on you HBO!

  • JJ Fairbrass says:

    Im too sexy for the shirt..

  • mrdaintz says:

    just wasnt clinical enough today but we do miss that creative player as hard as livermore works and tackles the guile and passing isnt there( did play well tho) apart from that we looked really slick for large parts of the game promising signs with a couple of quality signings next week we be right up there again.

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