Good evening.
As ODM and I ran through our three hundred and forty seventh rehearsal this evening it emerged that I hold professional footballers in my ethical value system somewhere between concentration camp guards and concentration camps guards who are up for a bribe.
They’re in in for the money baby. If it isn’t nailed down they want to nail it down. If they can nail it then they want to film said nailing on a wireless hand held device. If that thing isn’t actually another human then they want to plate said thing in platinum …and possibly precious stones.
Add to this, these intellectual high flyers ordinarily keep for company the class of confidante that is usually more associated with crafted arts such as prostitution and racketeering.
Adbayor’s Twitter account has been hacked! No really, it has.
Hey footballer, stop doing whatever it is you’re doing that’s distracting you from being useful to Spurs, shut up and get on with it.
This blog is amused to death.
All of you reporting on childish insults from people on Twitter and you do it on here!!!?? I’m starting to question if all of you are morons too. Give it a rest. You’re making us other Spurs fans look like…well…MORONS!
reporting? go and die
What’s Twitter?
Apparently it’s a place Twits go to be insulted.
“You’re a moron!” “No, you’re a moron!” “No, you’re the f@&£$ing moron!” Glad I wasn’t on here late last night. Like a bunch of teenage schoolgirls slagging each other off. On twitter! Twitter is b@llocks. I agree with rich g – twitter is for tw@ts. “I’m following so and so!” Why don’t you get a f***ing life?? Anyway, that’s my two penneth for what it’s worth. Now, hasn’t anyone noticed that we need a f@£$ing c@£$%ing striker????
I love Ade! Anyone who wants to take a chunk out of city’s wealth is good by me.
They signed the c@nt, they should pay do dump their waste!
I’m fairly sure this is all brinksmanship by Levy to make sure van Persie only jumps ship on the last day so Arsen can’t spend the cash.
But then I’m an intellectual with something to say.
COYS!!
I like your thinking… a lot!
I’m afraid i’m going to have to limit all of your twitter use to just 15 minutes a night and it can’t be used until after you’ve completed your homework chaps.
I understand why people use Twitter. It’s the equivalent of being able to voice your opinions in the pub. But people still have to actively seek out that opinion. So you do have a choice don’t you.
Why on earth any Spurs fan would choose to read Frimpmong or Wiltshite’s twitter feed i do not know. Then again why we get so many bitter and twisted fans of other clubs on here on occasion i also do not confess to understand.
It’s almost as if there’s a virus raging through the veins of people – “I DEMAND TO BE OUTRAGED”
Anyhoo. Charity Shield this Sunday. Then proper football starts. Lord i hope Muz makes his glorious return to these shores for the new season. Come the FACKY Spurs!