Granturismo. Roger Morgan on Spurs Odious is a whore for tomorrow’s headlines – so let’s have a look at tomorrows news – tonight. Are we allowed? Is it okay to do that? I mean we won’t get told off by anyone for sneaking a peek? Sandro is apparently crocked for a bit. 4 weeks is the initial guess. Good of ol’ Rog to impart this in English. Opposed to a feckin’ song lyric. Or something equally tedious. History has taught us that decent sources just get the feck on with it. Be they right or wrong. Lesser men are …a…
Author: Harry Hotspur
I’m not talking about a faulty fridge here. Or the front of an oncoming train. I was taking my annual shower this morning. The acoustics c/o the Italian marble are tip top by the way. And The Waterboys My Dark Side was channeled. Well I told you it was a year since my last foray. ‘I’ve been hurt, but I’m alright because underneath, there is a light.’ Whatever transpires in the next days or perhaps even hours – if we are lucky to get a quick kill – it’s important to retain a sense of perspective. It hurts like hell…
Good evening. I’m just looking for perspective. This is because aside from being able to spot the obvious contempt women can have for me occasionally, I know I’m not psychic. Nasri & Fabregas for shall we say – ‘illustrative purposes’ – are fat pickings. Little or nothing left on their contracts. Berbatov’s contract had run down. So how in the name of Allah is a Tottinghams player with the wrong end of 5 years on his contract only worth £27M? Pee off, Roman.
Here is the transcription of the conversation that took place between Luka Modric and Daniel Levy. The legality of this transcript and indeed the means used to procure it are of course highly dubious. It is my certin belief that what was done was in the public interest. Let the chips fall as they may. *An intercom on a telephone beeps* Woman’s voice: Daniel, Luka Modric to see you. DL: Thank you Tallulah. Send her in. *Office noise, chair moving at the same time a door opening the clunk of closing. Silence* LM: I want to Chelsea. DL: How very…
Wotcha. Call me charm incarnate, but the news that Leandro Dimebar has signed for Internacional is good news. Whilst up to our knees (hello Jermain) in not very good strikers I simply could not see this guy as a reason to hold a street party. SSN are saying we’ve made more than bid. To the best of my knowledge we made two and we didn’t have any competition from a third party. Internacional actually own 70% of the ‘hit man’ who’s YouTubage made him look like his gout was worse than Begbie’s. BIOYC!
Hello fight fans. There was a piece lurking in the shadows yesterday from our friends at Knickers Up Mrs Brady here in relation to the Levy & Co’s ‘authorised agents’ procurement of phone records. The gall of these people. They are actually trying to put this on a par with journalists hacking mobile phones. And am I being over sensitive, but why is the fact that Dionne Knight has a 14 year old daughter living at home with her suddenly being nudged into the equation? I knew about her daughter when I wrote my piece the other week . I…
Bonsoir. That is your actual… okay I’ll just get on with it. Tempers are understandably fraying by the hour. If not by the bleedin’ minute. It’s pretty bloody clear that this guy is shaping up to be the last guy we take to our hearts. Unassuming, diligent all that jazz but in the final analysis he was a wrong’en. But do not let me lead you to your decision. I believe this poll to be true and fair. As will be the flaming envelope of dog poo I intend to have left on Modders’ doorstep once I get his address.…
Good morning again, then. More from our boy. I have translated via Google as my Croatian is actually weaker than my English if you can imagine quite how feeble that must be.I have in brackets made tweaks that hopefully add to the report being more readable without in anyway attempting to put a spin on things. So what happened to the 40-minute get-together with the President of the Spurs? ‘I must first say that I am sincerely disappointed with the way President Levy did communicate with me. He was waiting for me [it was a ]cold [and] pretty arrogant performance…
My increasing intolerance towards just about everything spilled out earlier this week when I harrumphed at Mde de Hotspur, ‘I really don’t like doing things I don’t like doing.’ Our tight lipped, ruddy faced supremo hasn’t been in the news much of late. So almost to compensate for this we got a tour de force from Arry in the last ever edition of the News Of The Screws. I’ve spoiled it now, but try reading the interview imaging that Modders is the one providing the quotes. “It’s a great job. You would have to be a fool not to do…