Good evening. Maison Hotspur hasn’t a spare vase, jam jar or fluted pint glass so thank you to those who threw flowers after this morning’s matinee. What does make a real difference to proceedings is when you encounter a footballer who doesn’t get your goat. Maybe A&E is out there spending £4M on a house and having a full blown hairdressing salon installed – at least he has the gumption to keep it under wraps – as he knows the only men who could have ever let that information fall into the public domain and lived it down were Liberace…
Author: Harry Hotspur
It’s going to be called The Sosueme. Good morning fight fans and welcome to another installment of Two Dirty Old Men & A Brady. So West Ham are to take time out from a busy schedule of selling season tickets to street urchins at £90 a pop and embark upon a course of legal action against The Sunday Times and Tottenham Hotspur Football Club. Lord Sugar must be laughing so hard right now that the task for Wednesday night will be to design & market him a ventilator. ‘And remember teams, none of that Amstrad rubbish. This must be robust.’…
Here then are the facts as presented. Corporate investigators hired by Levy & Co believe they have discovered payments the most recent of which was £4,800 made in June into the back account of a woman called Dionne Knight. The payments came from an account operated by Naughty Knickers Of Newham Ltd T/A West Ham United Football Club.
Dionne Knight is the Director of Corporate Services at OPLC or Olympic Park Legacy Company.
Dionne is in a relationship with a man called Ian Tompkins. Ian is a Director of West Ham Football Club.
Doorstepped by The Sunday Times, Dionne claimed that the monies – which she did not dispute – were paid for ‘some consultancy work’ she had done for the Porn Barons.
Dionne also disclosed that Karren Brady #facelikeakickedinfridge was fully aware of her ‘consultancy work’ , but that Dionne had not made the OPLC aware of it.
Afternoon boys. A busier schedule ahead of me in one day I cannot recall. A haircut has to be bought. A rack of ribs needs to be procured and the Meat Museum closes early on a Saturday. I’m out of garlic salt for the marinade. And I need to work out the Sky box to order The Fight. See what I did there? The point I’m making is everyday we all have to multitask. For some it’s reading a newspaper without missing their stop on the underground. For others, it’s the control dashboard on a space rocket. Most of us…
The footballing world was spun off it’s axis and said to have ‘done itself an injury’ this afternoon as the news emerged that Tottingham Hotspur still hadn’t signed anyone since the last time the F5 button was lovingly plunged inward. Nobody in the Premiership has ever been linked with quite so many strikers since the Barristers representing Ashley Cole and John Terry had a quick tot up. Who’s coming in? Apparently Leandro is done. Dusted, packed and waiting for his horse drawn carriage to whisk him off to the airport. My view is that he isn’t done, there’s no one…
Good afternoon. This is simply a last call for anyone wishing to devote just two minutes of their action packed lives to taking part in the Supporters Survey which is HERE. The reason for this prolonged plugging is hopefully a good one. I’ve been in pretty productive communication with the chaps behind the Supporting Our Future who’s site is HERE. Oh yes, I have heard from an exceptional source that Azza Blud is going through the self indulgent motions as Defoe was. Blaming everyone and anyone but himself for not living up to the burden of expectation. Niggles with Arry,…
Evenin’. This is a tad self indulgent, but when am I not? It has emerged that Spurs ex Edgar Davids was instrumental in the process that delivered VdV to our highly esteemed doors. This is so immediately believable as he has demonstrated a very similar passion and commitment to ‘us’. “I had some contact with Edgar, who had also played for Spurs, and he told me it was a great club and the people are good,” Van der Vaart told Tottenham’s official magazine, Hotspur . “He also said the league would fit me well. “It wasn’t easy to leave Real…
Good morning ladies. Word just in that Robert Lancelot Dyalakdags Keane is set to make an audacious move to Blackburn Rovers then. Or at least that’s today’s rumour. Here’s his unofficial press release. Well you see, you know yerself dis club combines all de hopes, dreams and desoires like any professional football could dreem of. Y’know? I’ll always cherish moi toime at Spurs I enjoyed playing home and away. But I have a beautiful wife who I am married to an’all and I have to think about that now. Spurs were a big part of my loife. Well of course…
Guten abend meine Damen und Herren. Spurs Odious’ Roger Morgan is a cove. He’s running, shortly before a major newspaper (but awfully good of ‘im to share I say) that we are offering Pointy Shouty Bloke, ***** and two (at this time unnamed) others in exchange for …Cahill. If this happens I hereby offer to swap my collection of Maggie Philbin nudie pics for an Action Man helicopter. But all goods must be in their original box. After all, Keith was at the time of these snaps.