Hello funsters. Snaps like these are a rarity. A think of beauty. It’s all going on. I think the secret is to look at what they are doing with their hands. The prize for the funniest caption furnished today is …a weekend for two caravanning on the Isle Of Sheppy with TV’s Proffessor Brian Cox and his Fillipino houseboy, Roger. This all expenses paid experience of a lifetime will include shared use of a 4 berth mobile home, his and hers water proof clothing and a 5kilo bag of Haribo Star Mix.
Author: Harry Hotspur
Good morning. Now this another one of those rather meaty, lengthy ones. Those of a nervous disposition or with the attention span of a 5 year old may wish to either look away now or perhaps join us for the caption competition after lunch. As some will realise by now I have been in pretty regular speaks of late with the Spurs Future mob. My goal was to bring clarity in my own mind at the very least to what is a muddled situation, the NDP. I found the chaps I’ve spoken to so far to good eggs. This s…
This was sent in by an eagled eyed reader Ms. Eva Vestoff from Cardiff City Forum.co.uk I had a poke about on few other Cardiff boards to see if I could add any fuel to the rumour fire but all I discovered was that Cardiff fans are a breed apart. Thread titles genuinely included, ‘Pauline Quirk – Would You?’ ‘Have You Got A Criminal Record?’ and ‘Garden Fencing’ yes, it’s all happening in the Welsh capital. Spoke to craigs cousin today who as i stated before used to be a employee of mine no bullsiht. He tells me harry redknapp…
Morning. And welcome to Friday, gateway to the weekend. I tell you this much, this weekend my ambition is to do less than nothing. If this weekend were a dog it’d be a poodle. Real Madrid,talks in. That is from Football_Agent9Football Agent on the old Twitter malarky. I happen to think this chap is ‘good stuff.’ No cryptic Bow Locks, he tells you what he knows, to the best of his abilities, whenever he can. Source tells me Spurs are deep in negotiations with Real Madrid, not sure what for yet but will keep you posted. So that should be…
Me again. There have been a few ‘technical issues’ drawn into the gravational pull that is the boy hotspur. No really, there have been. One amongst many was an email fiasco. You can get me on [email protected], but the old faithful, [email protected] still endures. So this then, delayed but hopefully still good from a regular reader who’s place of employment is a book makers. “I work for a bookies in the West Country and one of the other shops in the region is frequented by an agent living in the area. Their manager talking to me and confided that said…
Good morning. Thought I’d take a few minutes out of the sweatshop business to talk about football. Being the keen eyed oaf that I am, I’m noticing an increasing swing from contempt to outright anger to wards Mr Wantaway, aka Modders. My view has always been that online you can tear players apart and throw their metaphorically still quivering limbs and innards to starving dogs with teeth like knives. It’s online. Nobody gets hurt. But when it comes to going to the game, you support. I believe that word is defined in places like Websters and such.I’m not proposing a…
Good afternoon. I’m pleading the 5th. Not that I might incriminate myself but it was after about my fifth beer I suggested to senior advisers that a No Like Chicken Badge t-shirt would be a just and joyous antidote to global recessions, suffering and er that sort of thing. And so here she is… ‘What the?’ I hear a few of you ask. Well, it was in relation to this blog HERE of last week and specifically this transfer request from our boy, indeed our new captain, Modders. It’s a pity we’ve shipped in Friedel or a ‘Rush Goalie’ shirt…
Good morning. Girlfriend in a coma? Sadly not, but my football club appears unwakeable. Now even Ars5na1, the world’s most reluctant transfer market participants have begun spending with their CEO threatening, ‘there’s plenty more where that came from, girls!’ What we have is Steven Peanut Tweeting… ‘Watch out tomorrow for my big announcement!’ So that’s today’s competition. What will be Stevie P’s ‘big announcement’? The winning guess at his impending Tweet will need to be as vicious as it is funny, I know that much. First prize is TV Dragon, Deborah Meaden. Debs is completely house trained and emits the…
Good evening. In Africa Screams, Abbott & Costello search for diamonds in Africa, along the way meeting a visually-impaired Stooge, hungry lions, not to mention the locals… Funny how life imitates art, as David Cameron is played perfectly by Shemp Howard who met up with the Spurs boys in Pretoria when he could have been in London overseeing a Commons Select Committee. Diamonds are evidently in extremely short supply but if you’re looking for hungry lions Van der Vaart & the boy Bale fit the bill perfectly. The fire and the focus in these two is a pleasure to watch.…