Kurt Landauer

Guten Abend und herzlich willkommen auf dieser, die Champions-League-Sonderausgabe von Harry Hotspur! Hitler… there was a painter! He could paint an entire apartment in ONE afternoon! TWO coats!  There are two excellent reasons why Bayern Munich should win the Champions League final. Firstly on a superficial level it will facilitate us and we get to play in the competition ourselves. The ripple… Continue reading Kurt Landauer

To All The Brain Surgeons Happy Finishing Fourth

Wotcha. I keep reading comments from awfully well meaning types this morning saying that at the beginning of the season they would have taken fourth. Wow. How noble. But more to the point, what a really odd thing to say. In isolation, finishing fourth is a good thing – no; an excellent thing. Champions League… Continue reading To All The Brain Surgeons Happy Finishing Fourth

So Where The Heck Does That Leave Us?

I’m so confused! Manchester City, Manchester United and the 3rd placed team in the Premier League will enter the Champions League in the group stage* next season. The 5th placed team in the Premier League will enter the Europa League in the play-off round next season.  Liverpool will enter the Europa League in the 3rd… Continue reading So Where The Heck Does That Leave Us?

If We Don’t Qualify For The CL, Should Arry Go? Vote Now…

Hello. I was diagnosed in a full an fair debate earlier in the season as the type of supporter that ought to be behind glass in a museum. I was brought up with our lot occasionally holding up cups. I like ’em. All shiny and nice. But times have changed. The Europa with it’s endless… Continue reading If We Don’t Qualify For The CL, Should Arry Go? Vote Now…

Meet Louis Saha On Monday

Good morning. A heads up for the Tottingham literati. Louis Saha will be at a specially arranged book signing at Waterstones in Jubiless Place, Canary Wharf at 1 o’clock this Monday. This is a cracking book that was four years in the making and actually written by Louis. Critically acclaimed in France, Thinking Inside The… Continue reading Meet Louis Saha On Monday