Groundhog Day

Good Groundhog Day. Where doe one start? Is it a blip? Is it is a the business end of the season suddenly sharpening the previously blunted knives, hatchets and broadswords of the opposition? I’ve made my views clear on this endlessly and it’s so flippin’ obvious what the problem is I’m typing this like it’s… Continue reading Groundhog Day

Team For Everton & Prattle Of A Pre Match Nature

Good afternoon and welcome. Arry’s presser this morning will come as a bitter pill for those still intent upon believing he has any intention of staying at The Lane. He announced that he has been speaking to Levy & Co. every day and that no new contract (“…and I haven’t pushed him to either…” )… Continue reading Team For Everton & Prattle Of A Pre Match Nature

BAE Using A Taser Gun & The David Moyes’ Myth Debunked. I Said Debunked.

Welcome to the teatime shift. Threads from forums rarely have enough substance to spark entire blogs. I know this blog deteriorated beautifully and may I add effortlessly into an online gentlemen’s club for wise guys/shysters/bums/stiffs  many moons ago, but  you know what I mean. Whilst I find most stats and such quite near coma inducing… Continue reading BAE Using A Taser Gun & The David Moyes’ Myth Debunked. I Said Debunked.

Highlights & Ratings

Good morning. I used to think the world was flat. Rarely threw my hat into the crowd. I felt I had used up my quota of yearning. The tide is turning. And good morning Roger Waters. The joy of last night’s performance was in how we managed to break with tradition against this lot in the past and… Continue reading Highlights & Ratings

Arry’s Told Pienaar, I’m Flogging You In January, My Old Son!

Good afternoon. Call me mean spirited by some good news just in. Steven Pienaar, the player Jermaine J**** could have been is leaving The Lane. One of the most mystifying signings we’ve probably ever made. Unexceptional at Everton, once inside the Lilywhite shirt he became effortlessly nondescript.  From The National.ae  then… Elsewhere, Harry Redknapp, the… Continue reading Arry’s Told Pienaar, I’m Flogging You In January, My Old Son!

Arry For Ancelotti Swap Is Very Definitely On

On the way back home from a wedding that I can barely describe using words I was listening to the radiogram in the Roller and Cheatski fans in some number (well I heard 3) wanted to swap our Arry for Carlo Ancelotti. This rendered me very close to speechless right up until of course the… Continue reading Arry For Ancelotti Swap Is Very Definitely On