Hello viewers.
There are slow news days and there are slow news days. Mooching about the bottomless resource that is the www, it appears that our options are naffing sparse.
We can either make up a Bale/Kranjcar transfer rumour, we could even just C&P such a tale from a national newspaper, or we could all dress up in cloaks like those crazies in the Dragnet movie and sacrifice Blistering Bob Keane to Kickimwhehesdown, the little known Mayan god of Random Kickings.
So in the interests of all parties concerned and to quite frank to have a go on a little gadget I have on here, lets get gratuitous. ‘Phwooars’, ‘Cors’, ‘Stone mes’ and ‘Blimeys’ are freely available from Reception.
Danielle is probably well huge bootied/stretch marked and a little on the loose side these days.
Would be interested to seeing some of the unknown THFC wags and what theyre like – who would be mad enough to put up with Benny and his temper tantrums – maybe a hairdresser? Is Niko’s girlfriend as pretty as him? whose eyebrow plucker does Younes borrow? Has Begbie’s girl got tattoos? Does Gio give or receive? Can Aaron’s girl do cigar tricks like Monica?
Apropos of nothing, I once saw Jordan in Tesco Uckfield. She was quite pretty but nothing amazing. She was wheeling Harvey round in a trolley – really.
‘Legs’ Sandro has come on for Brazil, looking pretty, pretty good
Football… Where? Jesus wept… nice work, sir :shocked2: Let’s ‘ave it!
There once was a girl named Danielle
And Tottenham’s boys one by one she did fell
She now onto J-OH
After Teddy and Defoe
And the rest must put up with the smell
:sick: but true…
Jamie Oh has just had a wee nipper
With his bird Danielle Lloyd a bindipper
Teddy S and Defoe
Have all had a go
But the lines drawn at that Chelsea Scum Skipper
Gentlemen, the game is well and truly afoot.
Jimmy Greaves has officially boarded the good ship HH.
Stay tuned.
:freu
Im tuned :winke:
Saw a similar item on the West Ham Babes..blimey that Kathy Burke’s a bit over rated ain’t she?
:winke: Good to see you again :daumen:
Kathy Burke is a babe from West Ham
Looking like she’d been formed out of Spam
David Gold the big hitter
Said he’d love a Spam Fritter
And KB’s one he’ll flush down the pan.
Sorry Kathy. I love all your work.