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The Women Wot Put The HOT In Hotspur!

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Hello viewers.

There are slow news days and there are slow news days.  Mooching about the bottomless resource that is the www, it appears that our options are naffing sparse.

We can either make up a Bale/Kranjcar transfer rumour, we could even just C&P such a tale from a national newspaper, or we could all dress up in cloaks like those crazies in the Dragnet movie and sacrifice Blistering Bob Keane to Kickimwhehesdown, the little known Mayan god of Random Kickings.

So in the interests of all parties concerned and to quite frank to have a go on a little gadget I have on here, lets get gratuitous. ‘Phwooars’, ‘Cors’, ‘Stone mes’ and ‘Blimeys’ are freely available from Reception.

NEXT!

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57 comments

  • Brendan says:

    GADZOOKS!!!!

  • toddspur says:

    So many blogs; so little time

    Is this the way forward HH?

    What happens when we get our beloved Spurs back playing; will there be more?

    only jesting H but it does seem a bit overkill….I’m missing the days of 485 comments and the page taking 3-hours to refresh :dizzy2:

    • Harry Hotspur says:

      This Interlull is a killer. That’s all I can say.
      What I do have lined up is rather tasty, but let’s just say I can’t influence the speed other people work at :blush: but there are shall we say some interesting times ahead :shifty:

  • Trembly says:

    Just my tuppence HH, but as a purist I do like my women in the right proportions and not skewed to fit the space. Or was that intended as an abstract view to show how they got pulled in the first place, through the eyes of a pissed up to the eyeballs footballer?

    • Trembly says:

      and without names because lets face it…would we remember all their names were we on £50k per week net?

    • Harry Hotspur says:

      I was actually toying with distorting them completely in a frustrated cry of help at this fooooooooootbal freeeeeee zoooooooone :angry:

      • Trembly says:

        You might just as well have done one of your pre match guess who lines ups. I doubt most of us would get past the tits in the first place :dizzy2:

  • Bruxie says:

    I leave you alone for a week or two – and look what you do.

    We could talk about Liverpooh going into administration! :-D :lol:

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