News breaking this morning that a team of highly trained chimpanzee monkees from London Zoo have been dispatched to a private address in Sandbanks, Dorset in an attempt to save a man that experts have described as, ‘clinically stupid’.
The chimps are dressed in medical outfits and are said to be experts at larking about, pulling crazy faces, making refreshing cups of tea and moving pianos.
Spurs supremo Arry Redshnapps was thought to be in good shape mentally, but a series of ridiculous media incidents have acted as a catalyst to events and now every second counts if Spurs are to retain any dignity at all this season.
After losing at home to Norwich City, Mr Redshnapps admitted to hearing voices in his head. Voices that were telling him to play 442 and who’s instruction he says …he dutifully obeyed.
Buoyed by his initial runaway success at Spurs, Arry’s occasional, gentle and pleasing manner with the press has became a full blown exercise in media whoring. Am I exaggerating? Take a peak at the front cover of the latest 442 Magazine.
The latest quote is as dynamite dumb as his revelation that he could have signed Luis Suarez is yet more proof he’s just a girl that can’t say ‘no comment’.
“We could have had Sessegnon at one time I think, the people who work for me weren’t really convinced at the time…”
Are these the same people in his head, or completely separate set of people who operate outside of his coconut? This is becoming complicated to keep up with now.
Let’s hope the Chimps can successfully prize his foot out of his mouth before the semi final on Sunday or who knows what the next piece of garbage to spill from his almighty gob might be…
No good going to Sandbanks for Harry he is at the FA sitting on Lord Treismans knee.
An image of surgical gloves just flashed before my eyes.
I feel quite unwell.
You filthy pervert Moriarty
Kaboul is out!! Just give the semi up now!
ESPN report that Kaboom is definitely out for Sunday. Looks like Wembley will be a place for old men after all. Gallas and Ledley it is then if Ledley is fit. Our poor January transfer window dealings come back to haunt us yet again. Just hope Ledley can be as inspirational as he was against the same opposition in the Carling Cup Final win albeit to be fair he usually does really well against Drogba.
Yep – defensive nightmare.
We could well be exposed as we have been the last several games.
Alas I feel Ade is due a goal or two and will score, dare I say it, a hatrick!!! Get your money on it!!
Predicition: 3-2 to Spurs.
As for the Grand National; any tips?
Put your house on ‘first past the post’
Parker is also very doubtful apparently. Having said that they will also have quite a few missing. Hope we can get the vinegar and brown paper and some celotape on Ledleys knee or it will be Nelsen to partner Gallas.
I reckon we will line up.
Friedal
Walker. Gallas. King. AnE
Sandro. Parker or Moreliver
DvD. Modders. Bale
Ade
Subs. Cudicini, JD, Azza, Krankie,
LoanStriker
Grand National?
Creosote at 50/1
Very good over fences. 8O
Here’s here all week folks :cool:
Oh woe is me, the pain, the pain. Two wins in the last 10 prem games! And for an added kick in the testicles it all started at the emptycrates. Every friggin scumbag I know has come out from under the stones they had been hiding under. That little twerp Wiltdick will be in all the papers showing off his three grand that he will be proudly donating on behalf of all the sorry Spurs supporters who were happy to take on his bet. Arry for England? They can take him NOW. :pirat: