This is good. I mean really good. It’s tip top …but even more better. The Spurs Double 61 isn’t a just a book. It’s not something you sort of read. It’s one of those rare things that come along that you look upon as confirmation you were sort of right, kind of going in the right direction after all anyway. The first football book that ever did that for me was Desmond Morris’ ‘Soccer Tribe’. You know the book peddling drill by now, ‘lavish collector’s item’, ‘previously unseen behind-the-scenes photographs’, ‘newspaper cuttings’ and ‘match programmes’ galore… But in this instance…
Author: Harry Hotspur
Hello viewers. There are slow news days and there are slow news days. Mooching about the bottomless resource that is the www, it appears that our options are naffing sparse. We can either make up a Bale/Kranjcar transfer rumour, we could even just C&P such a tale from a national newspaper, or we could all dress up in cloaks like those crazies in the Dragnet movie and sacrifice Blistering Bob Keane to Kickimwhehesdown, the little known Mayan god of Random Kickings. So in the interests of all parties concerned and to quite frank to have a go on a little…
Nico Kranjcar has been subject to a number of transfer rumours of late. Depressingly, I see yet another one of these new Spurs blogs has struck a new low and even C&P’d from the NOTW that Newcastle are also in for him. Look, arrival of VdV was bound to cause ripples, but it’s a grim game afoot here that Krankie is targeted as the man on the way out. Presumably on the basis he could probably command something resembling a transfer fee. Unlike some. Tottenham have a lot of football ahead of them. And as I get kind of bored…
So Azza has a sore back. Am I alone in believing that you average professional football is a big girls blouse who thinks twice about getting stuck in just in case they chip a nail? I actually hope that there’s nothing wrong with him and he makes use of the break to work on his game and improve himself. He really has gone right off the boil. Citizen Redschnapps is officially on the hunt for a top class finisher then. The name in the frame this week is the boy Benzema. It’s hardly a state secret that Karim Benzema and…
After making a speculative enquiry some while back in relation to Azza Blud’s gaf, I appear now to be on a marketing list aimed at those goodly folk who have squillions to drop on their ‘primary address’. And here’s wot I was mailed. £3,950,000 6 bedroom detached house for sale Cuffley, Potters Bar, Hertfordshire So check out 10 Station Road, Cuffley, Potters Bar, Hertfordshire, EN6 4HT pop pickers… as you can see the kitchen is fully downstairs and the settee is telly facing. All tables on the premises have tables that can ‘tuck under’ and the extensive lawns benefit from…
A pretty surreal dawn greets those in the Kingdom of Yid then. Graham Roberts is the new manager of Pakistan. What a journey. From Clyde to Karachi. At 51 and after many years in the wilderness it’s a hopefully a nice pension. The last time I saw him it was signing autographs off a trellis table on the High Road with born again cabbie, Mickey Hazard. When I got to The Lane, a parade of Legends were being applauded by over 30,000 presumably after they had enjoyed a three course meal and some half decent VIP attention. The Great Dame…
Good morning fight fans. Every site is telling us that Dances with Scones has got away with ‘that’ incident. I beg to differ. He would have generated less publicity had he been carded there and then. All this business has done is ensured that every referee between here and Hong Kong has watched the footage – which in slo mo does Tommy no favours at all – and pretty much leaves him a marked man in Europe. Another niggle revolves around Europe and specifically the Inter Milan game. Or rather the manner in which the whole ticketing deal is being…
It’s a common heckle from know it alls (aka know nothings) feeling they urgently need to share just how far down their nose they are looking down at a blog or web article citing it to be nothing but, ‘lazy journalism.’ But this whole Krankie shebang has been a shameless exercise in just that. A poke about (how very dare you) on just a few Croatian footy sites produces a very little justified concern as to where the player stands in his commitment to Spurs, right now. Nico is, as any self respecting and motivated top flight footballer wanting to…
Let’s hope that this is right. It purports to include a player quote, so it looks good! Jonathan Woodgate as regular readers will know has been out with gout ever since the Carling Cup winner’s party where he was last seen shouting ‘Limbo, limbo, limbo!’ as PSB and Teemu bundled Azza Blud under a table. “Operation a 100% success. Treatment and rehab going really well …hope to be back in the squad in January… Harry and Spurs have been brilliant and I owe them.” © Rabbi Crackers on FTL. Woodgate was and hopefully will be again, a magnificent asset to…