Author: Harry Hotspur

Good morning. This morning’s offer comes courtesy of professional photographer and HH reader Daniel Brookman a Londoner now in LA. Daniel has very kindly shared some of the pictures he took so we can all get a flavour of our lads on their preseason in the States. All images on this site are the property of dbphotography.co.uk©2011. They are not allowed to be reproduced or copied for any reason, without the written permission of the owner. To launch the gallery, click on the image below.

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Good evening. This landed and was far too enticing to let simply simper by. Hey boys, can you hear banjos? We git ourselves here a caption comp.  The last caption comp was insanely funny.  Funniest caption suggestion wins a major prize. Judges decision is final. No cash alternatives. Your home may be at risk if you go out and leave all the doors and windows open. Lines close at midnight tonight although if I can connive some way of charging you afterwards, rest assured I will.

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Good evening. Some particularly interesting information which I believe ought not to be taken lightly. From Jasper on Spurs Odious and it relates to Giovanni Dos Santos.  AVB loves you, can you stay please?AVB wants him to stay and is very confident he can bring the best out in him. Now before the avalanche of allegations about his ‘social life’ kick in, it’s worth dwelling upon what he’s done on the green stuff for Mexico. And I would argue well worth dwelling upon the inarticulate oldy worldy twit that was unfortunately his previous Spurs manager.  Under Villas-Boas we might witness…

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Good morning comrades. Citizen Modric has returned to training. The only minor issue being that he’s doing his in a different country to the rest of the first team squad. According to the OS, the Croatian Crackerhead was at The Lodge yesterday. ‘The player is under club discipline. The chairman feels the way he has behaved is not common, professional behaviour.  This was without question prompted by the cold hard cash haemorrhaging from his salary and without being over-dramatic it’s time to face facts and the little fella is now dead to us. This is Berbatov Part2.  ‘We’ve been open…

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Good afternoon. A fascinating exchange between a certain Dragon1 and our valiant lads in LA has been shared by the former and much of it is very interesting. I’ve taken the liberty of providing a ‘synopsis’ in order to address typos that make me seem cultured.  J**** is definitely staying He told J**** he has everything but lacks the mentality asked him if he remembered Mabbut he needs his desire to win Spoke to AVB no way Berbaov  is coming back Loriente is will not be a Spurs player anytime soon We are trying to get cover for…

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André Villas-Boas spoke briefly with a reporter from AS.com as the lads were waiting to depart from Thiefrow Airport. When it was suggested that he would know Jose Mourinho’s ambitions in relation to Modric as well as perhaps anyone, Villas-Boas referring Real Madrid’s existing midfielders said “There are eight, right?” as he then physically counted out the players names on his fingers. Here Villas-Boas is implying that perhaps Real Madrid may not quite see Modric to be the invaluable missing piece of Jose’s puzzle he might view himself to be. On Modric not travelling Villas Boas was to the point. “I…

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Good evening. This from Manu’s Facebook page. But what can we deduce from this prima facie evidence? Well, the envelope beneath the paperwork has a self seal strip. The pen is perhaps a sinister shade of blue. The furniture appears to be from Fat Malcolm’s Leather Wonderland (Junction 23 off the A12). And that there is some cable trunking running along the skirting board. Good Day to All! Very soon I will reveal the name of my Future Club. ! BLESS! – Manu. Funniest caption suggestion wins a major prize. Judges decision is final. No cash alternatives. Your home may be…

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