Author: Harry Hotspur

Good evening. Friday night for most readers so what better than whistle stop tour of transfer rumours, hints and allegations? Well some might argue watching Superstar for a dash of car crash TV. I tried the team GB game but for pity’s sake, that needed the old fake crowd noise special FX box the match commentator had in Escape To Victory. Oh yes and Team GB’s kit not to have been designed by Quentin Crisp. To work.  Moutinho contact has 100% been made but as per Madrid Spur on FTL the ownership of the player or his contract or whatever…

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Good evening.  I come bearing better than half good tidings.  Emmanuel Adebayor the man they couldn’t hang – no matter how hard they seemingly tried – is a Yiddo. The source impeccable to the extent we’ve agreed his execution will be broadcast on a live stream from this very site if it doesn’t happen. I know that opinion is a little divided on Ade. I’m down with that. There are always going to be good and wise people that don’t understand everything.  So in the softly spoken words of Thatch Denis, I’d do anything for love but I won’t do…

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So farewell then Ledley Breton King You gave us your all …your everything. A callow youth debuted for us in 1996 Was even then a thoroughbred with wily tricks. Cut from Captain cloth from head to toe We prayed that you would never go. But no one knew what was to be Blighted by that bloody knee. Your training regime was quite unique A dozen laps in Levy’s pool – sometimes twice a week. But this isn’t goodbye old pal, just au revoir  We need you as our Ambassad0r.

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Good morning. Well I guess today is all about ‘that picture’. Once the hysteria subsides there are a few questions to be asked. A lot of the questions will be answered by pointing out that Hulk is wearing the new brazil Olympic top. Which is a time stamp of sorts. The second question is if Villas-Boas wasn’t just there to see an old Porto mate, then how much do people getting excited think the player would cost and want in wages? Tomorrow a photograph of Villas-Boas going taking a walk outside Big Ben with earphones in. ‘AVB Challenges Coalition To Dance…

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Good afternoon and may I firstly say, ‘ARBEIT!’ Tancredi Palmeri is a CNN italian correspondent and Gazzetta dello Sport contributor. He has  Tweeted in relation to a possible Tottingham transfer target Julio Cesar.  Cesar 32 years old and plays in goal for Inter. He has to be one of the best goalkeepers in the world. Oh yes and apparently in 2010 he had a car crash as he lost control of his Lamborghini. Tancredi Palmeri said: “Julio Cesar: the contact between Tottenham and Inter strengthened. Spurs made Julio Cesar as first choice after the failing the negotiations for Lloris. Inter wants to…

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Good morning. The names in today’s frame are a very mixed bag and you can’t help but wonder if the Villas-Boas feel good factor has got the hacks more inclined to include us in their fact packed features.  M’Baye Niang is a striker described by the Daily Mail as ‘powerful’. He’s been on loan with the Woolwich Wanderers and they are suggesting that we, as well as City are considering offering him a similar deal. Seventeen and never been kissed, I think we’ll pass if it’s all the same.  Carlo is supposed to be off to Watford which automatically asks…

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Good evening. I saw this on Spurs Community and thought it well worth sharing given the dichotomy shall we call it on here given the last bloke in charge. On area that was questioned under the last regime was training.  Insinnuendos in relation to training and tactics dogged Arry’s tenure. It was rumoured that the wipe board was never used and that he picked a first eleven, got ’em to run about a bit and then it was time for him to lean out his car window and address the world’s media. The rest of the players were the left…

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Good afternoon. The only real story of the weekend is the aftermath of the John Terry trial. A lot of people have approached this rather naively armed only with popcorn waiting to find out if the King Of The Chavs was officially a racist or still just only an unofficial one. Football isn’t isolated in sport in that it’s dominated by people that aren’t mentally gifted in a conventional, academic sense. Anyone who caught a clip of a boxer speaking this weekend can vouch for that. History has demonstrated that what you need more than a university education is that thing…

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