Good afternoon to you. Good game, good game last night. Nothing to do with supporting England rather I think we’re getting to see what an excellent coach Roy Hodgson is. The Carrol goal and indeed his entire shift will have left most Bindippers feeling all squidgy inside. Elsewhere, Levy & Co has beaten the Queen’s Hoours List to the press and awarded the Royal Order Of The Tin Tack to Bondy, Joe and Clive. This prompts such immediate thoughts such as why is Sir Les still here and what did Clive do to get himself wrapped up in the Madness Of…
Author: Harry Hotspur
Good morning. John Cross of The Mirror was on talkSPORT this morning talking to a 53 year old man with an over inflated whoopee cushion with some albino pubes stuck on it for a head …and a small lap dog called Ronnie. I’ve transcribed what Cross said on Tottenham and my responses are in italics. If you defend him it’s a media love in, but… blimey look at what he’s done. Two out the last three seasons he’s finish top four and that’s been beyond Tottenham in every other season. … Would personnel have any baring on this at all…
Boa noite. That is your actual Portugese that is. Word from where words come from are that AVB’s much publicised online, ‘hello everyone, this is me at an airport!’ snaps are actually relevant. The boy VB is the the first through the doors for talks and I’ll tell you this… if true, then what a relief. His CV isn’t exactly what you’d call exhaustive but by the power of Greyskull it’s better than Martinez’s’s’s’s. If he can’t oblige Levy & Co.’s criteria then I want Capello. The only blemish on his CV is …oh hang on… there’s a…
Good afternoon. I’ve just had a very interesting chat with a charming woman who appears very much in the loop in relation to our current situation. First up Arry’s alleged post tin tack comments about an element of the club’s board being an ‘orrible lot appear to be well founded. If of course your definition of ‘orrible is that some simply did not care for every waking thought of the team’s manager to become a soundbite on talkSPORT. If your definition of ‘orrible was feeling shortchanged that a man paid unrelentingly vast amounts of cold hard cash was so seemingly…
Good morning. The end of an era. The most successful manager in the history of history has been savagely hounded out of office by a vicious mob of know nothing armchair fans. The club is on the brink of disaster; confused and disheartened players are likely to leave. The achievement of three fantastic seasons glossed over by a hate campaign that quite frankly smacked of… Yeah anyway 3-2-1 …and we’re back in the room. The Careful What You Wish For™ brigade were cluttering up the Internet last night, patronising their little wet socks off with all the profound wisdom of…
Good morning. What’s been amusing in all this that the minority that still support Arry are as outraged as he is that that anyone would have the audacity to wish him gone. And so the great pretender has come out swinging. What a stark contrast to the carefree international playboy of the western world schtick we had to suffer when he was waltzing on our screens; telling people he’d bring in Scholesy, give Walcott a chance. “This is an outrage; an absolute liberty for people to be putting around this kind of rumour on the internet. It is not true,…
Good evening. The word from nigh on 327+ sources this evening is that Arry ‘feel good’ Redschnapps has been vomited out of White Hart Lane. There was this kid I grew up with; he was younger than me. Sorta looked up to me, you know. We did our first work together, worked our way out of the street. Things were good, we made the most of it. During Prohibition, we ran molasses into Canada… made a fortune, your father, too. As much as anyone, I loved him and trusted him. Later on he had an idea to build a city…
Good morning you horrible bunch. Not my words but those of our existing manager. Ryantegan on Spurs Community who appears to have a decent enough track record is suggesting that today is the day that Arry ‘And nuffink but the whole troof, for sure’ Redscnapps is meeting up with the man that pays his wages. Harry is resigned to the fact that his time at Spurs is over. He believes that the people he has to work with (above him) are a horrible bunch. His words not mine! Whatever transpires it would only be a good thing if the whole…
Good morning. Well here’s one to blow the cobwebs off your wireless handheld device for those of you what are holding them. Rumour from the lesser spotted message board SIMB and member on there, nty. Bit of my own ITK. Listen I’m only passing it on so it comes with the usual discalimers but I’m going to pass it on anyway……………………………….. Posted on June 11, 2012 at 10:56:57 AM by NTY The reason for our inactivity and everything else is that I’ve been told Spurs have been sold to the Kharafi Family. They are from Kuwait and they tried to…