Bonsoir. Unbelievable server issues have ruled this evening. However, thanks to HH stalwart Fatfish we are back in business. With a truly great spot…
Author: Harry Hotspur
Come here, there’s more… Just had an email in from a really decent source who I pass on information from rarely as the bulk of their bits and pieces are fascinating but if run, would be be as good as naming that person. The word from inside The Lane is that this agent of Modders is about as welcome as the severest bout of gout and may yet even prove himself to be less popular than the odious piece of muck that represented The Baldgarian. Bids submitted for Modders will be summarily dismissed. There is no intention of the Club…
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Mornin’ fight fans. I woke up relatively refreshed this morning but after 2o minutes of Ronnie Irani’s drivel the temptation to hit the Hibernation button and return to the ol’ John Lewis goose n’ duck down was almost overwhelming. It wasn’t just listening to a Stockholm syndromed plastic Yanited fan (I guess that spending 4 hours a day with Alan Brazil would crack the best of us into becoming nodding dogs) it was the grim thought of wading through the bleating Spurs fans online today. I guess what I’m really saying is whilst I don’t expect any Yids to nip…
Good evening fight fans. Word in from Roger Morgan on Spurs Odyssey is that a bid of £22M has come in and been rejected from ….Chelsea Football Club. Ol’ Rog has had a few triumphs in the past and I’d be stunned if this isn’t in a major newspaper in the morning. £22M? Mmmnn. In the shadow of the Torres ‘swoop’ it seems a bit naffin’ short on the jolly. But that was a bid apart. It came from Abramovich. Detach emotion and £22M is probably no more than £10M off the market worth. ‘Do wot H? You slag!!!’ And…
Word just in from one of the most revered windscreen washers on the North Circular… We have been back in for Adebayor. The suggestion is that both Manchester City and the player are prepared to talk. Which is huge improvement on previous endeavors. Which were about as successful as Amstrad’s vertical record player. Don’t laugh I owned one. The hurdles? Oooh nothing much. Adebayor would need to take a wage cut, Mancini would seriously need to nail a replacement for Tevez and we’d need to seriously deal with the racist bigots in our number are so funny they could get…
Good Morning, From left field or certainly les transferts.com at least comes the news that Tottingham Hotspurs have made enquiries for Mounir El Hamdaoui. Hang on H, isn’t that…? Yep. The man that never was. A funny old game indeed Saint. Mo’ signed for Spurs under the auspices of BMJ in 2005. But never played a Premier League game. I confess I had to look him up. He featured in the Peace Cup. He apparently scored in friendlies against Northampton Town and Aldershot Town and not lonf after was loaned out to Derby County for his sins. Leaving Spurs like…
The footballing world has been shaken to it’s very core at the news that Mr Scott Mosely Parker has according to the Sunday Mirror rebuffed the advances of Turkish bohemoths Fenerbahce in order that Uncle Arry can make what top ranking pundits anticipate to be an audacious swoop. A million love songs and £8M later and the Tottingham’s supremo should have his man. I’ve been pondering this deal – well there’s something iffy about this toaster I think it may be the thermostat and one’s mind tend to wander when staring at a butter dish – and am coming around…
Mornin’. The News Of The Screws are running with Arry’s keen eye (the left one) has been caught by Jack Rodwell. There’s a number of issues here. The figure quoted is near close to hysterical as you could possibly make it. This naturally is based upon the fact he’s English and Everton somehow managed to get him to autograph a 5 year extension to his contract at the end of last season. The likely hood of Everton flogging him off is I would suggest high. What Moyes could achieve with the nigh on £20 million Rodders is more likely…