Good morning. Evangelists make me nervous. People selling stuff who don’t obviously want cash have got to be rowing on one oar. But voting for this would be very cool and if you could spare a few seconds from your busy lives making the world a better place, then thank you please. There’s a chance to win a nifty fifty (£50) just for voting and the threat of a lavish Spurs book at a never to be repeated cut price! 8 titles have been nominated for Sports Book Of The Year but there can only be one winner! 61 The…
Author: Harry Hotspur
Evenin’ all. A rather bizarre snap found on a Croatian site is the inspiration for this evening’s Caption Competition. Best caption wins The Ten Bells public house in Spitalfield, London. The pub comes complete with a big sign outside saying The Ten Bells, a big sign inside listing Jack The Ripper’s victims , some chairs and of course a photo id card on a lanyard saying ‘New Landlord’. Mo dders himself of course was asked about Yanited in Croatia the other day and simply replied, ‘I do not think about it. I read newspapers are full of it where I…
Hello. The transfer windows are a mixed bag in the online world. Poor, football-less folk wander barren lands like dispossessed souls. From site to site they roam clicking in the vain for hope that their side has pulled off a coup, or better still not made another unmitigated howler. I understand the commercial pressures. I’ve been at this for over a fortnight now. But for the love of sweet baby Jesus and the orphans when is the conveyor belt of human waste going to actually look at itself and ever blush? A crappy made up Bale story in the Sunday…
This is good. It’s from Surreal Football, a site that Mde de Hotspur gets recipes and self defense tips from. I like it too, but sometimes she leaves the parental lock on. I’ll be lambasted yet again as an Arry ater, but it’s just a bit of fun. Right, I’m off to score a steak from a meat museum. TTFN.
Good morning. Bit of house keeping as such to kick us off this morning before the next blockbuster transfer rumour arrives before lunch. Or maybe even before elevensies. You’ve had the Rose goal, but here it is for those that missed it behind Harry Kane’s and a pretty damn mean header from the raging Kaboul. Not convinced the marking was the Mae West, but it would be pretty cool to see him replicate this in a Lilywhite shirt. And before the accusations fly I do realise PSB scored twice against Macedonia. But I cannot find embeddable footage that’s fit to…
Good afternoon pop pickers. My good self (t/a Vader & Sons) and the highly esteemed mob at ShotDeadInTheHead are able to bring you another crackerjack t shirt to guarantee you are the coolest Yid or indeed Yidette on the block. Yep, we do them for ladies too… Leaked by me on Twitter earlier the response has been an overwhelming thumbs up. The fashionistas @YidsNews described it simply as ‘brilliant!!!’ and a man who clearly recogises class when he sees it aka @jazz15c said, ‘that’s fantastic. I’ll be buying for sure.’ You want ringing endorsements? I got ’em. See, it wasn’t…
Bonsoir. Ordinarily I would swerve such… loony tune adoration in a headline. And as much as I want a new WHL messiah as fast as the rest of you, I actually think this guy has wit, personality and imagination. In sufficient quantities to perhaps distinguish himself. @windycoys is more than well worth bookmarking as far as our youngsters go, by the way. But I like Rose. I like him because I ‘like him’ and I like him because I instinctively see him as Tottenham. One of us. Our tribe. BIOYDRC!
‘A deal has been put in place to sign South Korea forward Park Chu-young from AS Monaco for around £5.3m.’ So say National.ae who claim to be the leading English-language voice in the Middle East. ‘The captain of his national team and a scorer at the last World Cup, the 6ft tall Park can operated as a central striker or on the right hand side of the attack. The 25-year-old is looking for wages of around £60,000 a week, but brings with him significant commercial income due to his popularity in Asia.’ Kerrching. The You Tubage
Can everybody please stop jumping out of windows. With of course the possible exception of those in bungalows just having a few larks. But make sure it’s supervised. Flowerbed edging can twist an ankle in the blink of an eye. The threat of Spurs signing Liverpool’s Joe Cole has cast a shadow over North London and incited street parties in Merseyside. This just in from a poster calling himself The Godfather on the message board FTL. ‘Just had it confirmed from his agent David Geiss that we have NO interest in his client. Infact, he went as far as saying…