Good evening and don’t shoot the messenger. Rummaging through cyber dustbins can be a mixed bag alright. Never more so than today it seems. First the unsettling Modders quotes earlier and now from Niko Kranjcar’s agent Adrian Aliaj has told ForzaRoma.info in response to questions about Niko – and I quote… I still have to confront with Tottenham, which has not yet decided whether to divest or not Niko. I guess it all depends on what will Modric, where the Spurs have received several offers and are considering selling it.Its future, however, depends on its society, which has a long…
Author: Harry Hotspur
Sirs, This morning my house maid Mitzy Dupree happened to read me an interview with an employee of yours, one Luka Modric which appeared on the website Jutarnji.hr. I nearly fell of my polo pony. “..if a club comes an offer that will satisfy the club and me, then the transfer is possible.” Whilst I appreciate you cannot entirely control what these characters say and do, might I suggest you take immediate steps to knock this one on the head. Perhaps explaining to the player that he is a prized asset and as far as you are concerned it is…
‘As suggested over the past few weeks: spurs have made a bid (£8.5 million) for the Internacional front man Leandro Damiao’
‘the Spurs bid is quite likely to be accepted, according to sources close to the deal…’
‘has recently polished his finishing skills (scoring for fun in the state league), aggressive… still raw, needs to develop overall game’
Morning. The PG Tips chimpanzees, once cultural icons, then tragic victims to some crazed form of political correctness have found themselves reinvented for the 21st century. The Daily Mail can only be applauded for taking on Geoff, Kevin, Shirley and Mr. Shifter as writers for their Sports Desk. Tottingham are apparently bracing themselves for a £20M bid from Manchester Yanited for Modders. Reminds me of that old David Lee Roth line where he asks a hooker, ‘How much?’ She says, ‘$60’. He replies, ‘Honey, for $60, you don’t even get to look at it…’ To occupy the grey matter of…
Hello fight fans. Sunday bloody Sunday. Last night was good though, eh? Lots of happy faces, shrieks of delight and that was just my front room. To counterbalance matters was Gary Neville. Who’s face is a mess. His career in TV presenting could be a short one. Less charisma than Shipman, less charm than Crippin. Jermain Defoe it is then. Nothing staggering other than Sunderland appear to have decided to turn up the heat on their interest in the form of a preliminary bid. I use the ‘p’ word not to mask this being some made up punt on my…
Good afternoon. Today has been awash with crude photo-shoppery. I am confident that this is just the tip of the iceberg. Here then are my preferred choices. Perhaps readers might like to share their views on what they might hope for or even knock up and share their own work.
If you can tear yourself away from Ryan Giggs’ penis for just one moment… I of course stole that from Ben Goldacre in the Guardian. As I commented to an esteemed colleague, there are opening lines and there are opening lines. That has to be the modern equivalent of Call me Ishmael. That’s the fastest digression ever. Arguably good news – cheerfully doing the rounds this morning like a happy bin man – is that enquiries are being made for old 3MP. This will be received belligerently by those who have footage of that goal against City kept ion a…
I have it on good authority that the story that has been driving bookmakers bonkers for the past day or so is total twaddle. And he tells me it was quite possibly cooked up by a bookmaker. My guy is actually a Chelsea blogger and his connections as they say in race horsing circles are pretty close to impeccable. Of course POTL has said the same and for all the ITK knocking that was a very specific rebuttal by him too. The whole tale stank worse than Dos Santos’ underpants after a big night out anyway. The idea that Abramovich…
I’m not an Arry out merchant. I’m not. Really I’m not. But does this Tubby Isaac’s worshiping moron have any hint of ambition other than turning us into Tottingham WestAmSpur? Roger Johnson? Roger bleedin’ Johnson in a Spurs shirt? I rather we opted for a Free Myra Hindley campaign logo as next seasons shirt sponsor. “He’s a fantastic player, he leads by example.” Redknapp said in The Sun. Roger Johnson I only know as a guest on Goals on Sunday. A more surly, brain damaged hoofer I have never seen beyond your average Yates Wine Lodge doorman. Wrong answer Arry.…