Bonsoir. Wot is foreign for good evening, that is. Mmmmn. If this is true I am in the words of Norman Stanley Fletcher, most dis-chuffed. This importation of £3M quids worth of muck is supposedly a genuine threat now. Meh. Roger Morgan on Spurs Odious says that one of the world’s worst footballers is due for a medical. With us. There is a Harold Shipman gag in there somewhere but I’m too distressed to even attempt it.
Author: Harry Hotspur
Good evening. Here’s my boy. If we lose him it’ll be a dark day at The Lane. Is he perfect? No he is not. Is ours a perfect club? Buddabing. Here’s 3 reasons to back Pav. Arry you lonesome tube. For those still awake another half decent 11 o’clocker on t’cards.
The Daily Star are running with Defoe to Arsenal piece this morning. Dear Daily Star, if you are going to make something up, at least have a go at making it interesting. ‘Teenage night club hostess, Linda Tightbliss (pictured) met the Premier League star at her place of work West End hot spot Barbillus at 3am last night. ‘I knew who he was cos I’d seen him being flagged offside all the time on the telly. He was a real gent at first, buying everyone drinks and asking me if I wanted a bag of crisps. I was flattered by…
Oh my days and good evening my dears. Is she or isn’t she? Tonight the specter of Mark Hughes looms above White Hart Lane. This isn’t ITK as such but pin back yer eyelids and I’ll tell you what’s on offer. I was told a solicitor in Cobham was convinced that our beloved Arry had just finalized the appropriate paper work in relation to a move to Second Hand Fridge. That was this morning. Naturally I viewed this as suspect. Not because of the source – he’s 100% kosher – but because it fits in with that whole red top…
Good morning. Friedel in and word that emerging that Carlo Cudicini has been offered a new contract. Not exactly the a tough case to crack is it? Difficult to defend Gomes. Difficult to stem the tide of fans who have had enough. Perhaps harder yet to explain to these fans that there isn’t a goalie in the world who flourishes when playing in front of a different back four each week. Perhaps if we looked upon King as what he is – an occasional treat – and gave up the fantasy that Woodgate was somehow still in the squad we…
Good middle of the night. @FoxSoccer have broken the news… “Former U.S. international Brad Friedel is set to leave Villa Park to join Tottenham Hotspur, sources have confirmed to FOX Soccer. The 40-year-old goalkeeper, having finished a three-year run at Aston Villa, will move to White Hart Lane on a free transfer, with an announcement from Spurs expected early Friday.” Probably a good move, yet I confess I’m inert. It may be the hour…
Guten evening. Glade plug-ins [other muck from other companies is available]. Is it beyond the wit of man to merely ‘open a window,’ and at Christmas to simply whack a few cloves into a few Tesco economy oranges? I appreciate my opener is somewhat random but I need to vent occasionally. Internacional President Giovani Luigi has confirmed that they have received a concrete offer from Spurs of €12m for national team striker Leandro Damiao. “It was the first concrete offer that we have had. I said I do not want to sell right now, but I think they will come…
Occasionally my fancy is tickled. Usually this involves stuff I would be hesitant to share online but his week my closest personal ninety thousand plus friends… ….I’m sharing this http://bit.ly/ClickertyMcClick
Good day to you. News, allegations and barely concealed threats just in from a contributor to Spurs Community then. From opensaysme: We’ve had a bid rejected by Espanyol for 15million euro [for Osvaldo] We are looking else where Leandro is looking more and more a spurs player I can confirm it Gervinho is signing for us. We are wanting to sign one more. Who’s Gervinho? He’s that Ivorian striker fella with two feet and dreads in headband stylee who plays for Lille. He’s been branded the ‘New Drogba’ – I can’t imagine why perhaps he stops and checks himself for…