Mmmn. Maybe this is completely fabricated but it sounds too damn true to me … from Dan Nolan on Spurs Community… ‘Been in Vegas on a mates stag do this week and happened to meet Jermain Defoe, Tom Huddlestone and Ian Wright. Talked in length with JD on the roulette table and he is actively looking to leave and even mentioned joining Arsenal. Says hes in his peak age wise and needs to be playing, said he never got fully fit because HR didn’t pick him even if he scored! No reserves meant he got no games to pick up…
Author: Harry Hotspur
Afternoon ladies. There’s a cracking competition I’m having a punt on today. Courtesy of whitehartXchang on Twitter. All you have to do is predict the FIRST 3 Spurs fixtures and the LAST fixture of the new season! State the TEAM and state (H) Home or (A) Away in your Tweeted entry. 1st Prize gets the ’61 Spurs Double’ book. 2nd Prize winner gets ‘The Boys From White Hart Lane’ book. This is possibly on the planet where the second prize is as good as the first. So Tweet your answers to http://twitter.com/#!/whitehartXchang More about both publications and how you might…
According to some bloke called Fernando Roig. Just found this quote and thought I’d share it. Not that it gives me any pleasure to see us linked with third hand motors like Asamoahwotsisname, it’s just I find some ITK’s tedious. If you have something to share, just get on with it and share it and stop acting like an attention seeking child. Bap my butt. Oh yes, Fernando Roig is the President Of Villa Real. “Talks have not [happened] here, and we have not [received] offers from any club. The player is on vacation. [As] I said he wants to…
Or the future, for the uninitiated in Phoenix Nights speak amongst you. Good morning. The South Wales Argus brings us into a new day with new quotes from the Tottingham Supremo, Mr Arry Redschnapps. “He did have a spell, which is unusual for a Welsh boy because they are normally tough as old boots, he had to toughen up,” he said. “He used to get a knock and get pampered a bit by the physios and I said to them he’ll get up, he’ll be all right, leave him. “They all used to run over to him and I wanted…
Just a quickie as the Tottenham centre forward said to the brass.
It’s coming thick and fast this morning. I can only point the finger at the new brand of grape juice in the fridge. Stuttgart defender – centre back as it goes – Serdar Tasci is the name in the frame. TuttomercatoWeb understandwe’ve been scouting the player and that subject to our scouts not being held up and having all their sweeties pinched they are advising a bid go in. Is he any good? How in the hell would I know? He’s certainly addressing an area (as per the last blog) that urgently needs addressing. The money is on the high…
Mornin’. This is left field to put it mildly. The Guardian were running with Arry’s interest in Rio a while back. Tottingham supremo Arry revealed he had made several efforts to land @rioferdy5 but to no avail. Now since Sir Alex’s audacious Phil Jones swoop the story has come back with avengence. Alan Brazil said yesterday that he believed Arry was very close to getting his man. I think this would be a historic. It would actually be addressing a football issue head on and finally acknowledging our back four can’t carry on being a revolving door of bit part…
Good evening fight fans. Wasn’t planning a closing time special ce soir [that is your actual French, that is] but the source is as near golden. It is simply a work permit holding up this guy doing one of them ‘hold the shirt up and confess a childhood love’ speeches. Is he any good? Mde De Hotspur says I have of late been on the bullying side of bullish. She says he should be given a chance. I say she’s right to her boat and behind it, but the fact remains his YouTubage is dire. Monies? I don’t know, how…
Afternoon all. It took approximately 27 seconds from the confirmation of old Marty for the A Team type speculation to kick in. Longer than I expected. In 2007 a crack commando unit were transferred out to various naff teams by a depressed Chairman for crimes they they bloody well did commit. These men promptly escaped from a number of sh*t clubs and to a Cottage in Fulham. Today, still wanted by insane managers, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire…