This oncoming transfer window is giving every impression that it’s going to be a remake of The Longest Day. As per my earlier piece we’re in for perhaps more speculation than most sides. A front line that a house clearance company wouldn’t take away and suitors for their positions will certainly arrive by chartered coach. Bale to…? Modders to…? But that’s much duller than the undercurrent of rumour relating to our tight lipped ashen faced supremo and Levy & Co. This chitter chatterhas been doing the rounds for a good few weeks and I thought I’d threaten my Dairylea server…
Author: Harry Hotspur
Bleuurrrrrrrgh. This window was never going to be dull. How could it be? Despite the calls for Arry to be ceremonally opened up and various still beating innards taken by fast horse to the four corners of the Bell & Hare’s beer garden – Spurs are ripe for plundering. Outside of the popular hate figures Modders & The Boy Bale were always going to attract unwanted attention. It was nailed on. We first began picking up snippets, hints and allegations that Yanited were skulking about as Bales’ stock rose during our Champions League campaign. Then as if to calm our…
One from the You Couldn’t Make It Up Department. A £25,000 per table of ten fund raiser took place at the Grosvenor Hotel in London on Monday night for the West Ham Acadamy. Full page adverts in the event’s programme were priced at £1000. The guests were described by the Club as ‘high profile’ and included club ‘Legends’ and some of the capital’s leading rag & bone men. John Lyle’s family probably weren’t there as Karren Brady removed the their complimentary Season Tickets last week. The gala turned into a brawl straight out of Carry On Cowboy. Supposedly this was…
As you were. Guillem Ballague’s a wag. Which I mean in the traditional sense, rather than in any way implying he uses skimpy designer frocks and exotic hairdoos to entice professional footballers to knob him. A few interesting Tweets. When Harry Redknapp talks about huge signings for Manchester City he is talking about a potential £30m offer for Gareth Bale. And… In the last few hours it seems Spurs favourites to land Osvaldo. But Fulham, at Madrid, Sevilla, Everton also interested amongst many others. And… Benzema has told Real Madrid he doesn’t want to leave the club this summer I…
Oh what A Lovely War. There is an allegation being made on FTL message board that Azza Blud wants out. The post itself is from ‘Rabbi Crackers’ and is as follows: sorry cant put any meat on the bones as it will compromise who told me (and the board is read by spurs) wants to go to back up north with liverpool his preferred option. i dont normally put stuff up like this only when i know it to be solid info. [sic sic siccity sic] Two immediate thoughts from me. One is that these Azza having an insatiable attraction…
Good morning. It was a game all about our midfield and our defence. Van der Vaart played a role I’d struggle to equate to that of a centre forward. The old soldier Sir Ledley ‘Large One’ King returned and his effect upon the back four was tangible to put it mildly. What worries me is that whilst it’s great to get this classy display all out transfer grumbles appear to be around replacing the strikers. The strikers to one side, just stop and consider how amazing we’d be if we had a player as good as Ledders there ALL THE…
Bonsoir. What a day for a day dream. Not only do we do the Bindippers in there own back yard [and might I add pretty comprehensively] but West Ham are relegated. Officially no longer amongst us. Get in. Merson thinks Fibreglass is off and Aunty Wenger’s days are numbered. Ho hum. Our lot did well today. Very well. Ratings in the am. Here’s our goals, tuck in. szólj hozzá: — szólj hozzá: L0-2T
Good morning. Liverpool away, God is in his heaven and all is right with the world. Yeah right. At the very least we’re in for a treat of a pantomime. The matinee is the Dame Comolli starring in ‘The Wrong [Director’s] Box’ and then the 4pm show stars Arold Redschnapps in ‘How To Draw Games & Rubbish People [That Pay Your Wages]’. Liverpool’s form is tip top. The biggest comeback since Lazarus. If the Bindippers enjoy anything more than looking short changed it’s winning. The Tottinghams by contrast have been bumbling about like that bloke off that new Yellow Pages…
Hello pop pickers, hep cats and pants swingers. This just in. It’s a new entry and one that’ll blow your socks off. A thumping disco beat with uplifting jingly bits and together with the hypnotic lead vocal of a bloke who reached second interview stage for the Tesco sat nav. Click HERE to let it come in your ears…