Super Crazypavinchenko is widely expected to renew his wedding vows to Tottingham Hotspurs in a small private ceremony. The relationship has been a sometimes rocky one, but the his agent Oleg Artemov said, “The renewal for Roman is very close. There is now an offer firmly on the table. “We need to study it in detail but he wants to stay at Tottenham and all this will be solved soon. “He received offers to return to Russia but he’s happy in England.”
Author: Harry Hotspur
You’re a London MP, with a constituency only 28 minutes away by Tube from Parliament, yet you claimed £12,041 for a second home.
I’ll confess my initial reaction to the ‘Spurs to Stratford’ rumours was to see it as a negotiating position. I knew Spurs were having problems with Haringey Council and, as someone who grew up in Haringey and started my working life as an employee I’m very familiar with Haringey’s ability to make a royal mess of almost everything it touches.
All the stars are there. West Ham’s Avram Can’t, Manchester United and England Captain Rio Ferdinand, Victoria Beckham, Arry Redschnapps and some bloke claiming to be the Blackburn Rovers manager.
Arsenal are staring into an abyss. Spurs have been amongst the worst offenders in recent times for being goaded off the coach, made to put their kit on and then shoved out onto a field that you’d think twice about running an ‘orse out on. But last night Arsenal looked lost. Prior to the kick off, all the talk had been about ten nil scorelines and the fact that Jewel didn’t want to put his name to what had carnage written all over it. The reality was somewhat different. Arsenal gave it a good go to start off with, but…
So say the Grauniad. So if it doesn’t come off we don’t have to lump him onto the already burdening pile of ‘done deals’ I called that never happened. “Athletico Straford (t/a Enfield Prestige Motors Ltd [a sub division of THFC Inc])have agreed a deal in principle with Steven Pienaar, having beaten off competition from Internazionale and Atlético Madrid with a contract worth £70,000 a week over four years. It is unclear, however, whether the north London club will pay around £2m to Everton this month to push the transfer through or wait until the summer when the South African…
Some Spurs fans appear to have developed an almost mystical belief that Luis Suarez is on his way. I was confused enough when some suggested (when Martin Jol was yet to be found out still in charge at Ajax) that ‘because he secretly loved us still’ he’d some how slip us Suarez while no one was looking… :blink: As the transfer window hots up (yes, I’m reading this off a card) these quotes to NU Sport a Dutch site yesterday kindda indicate that the player is not going anywhere. “There are many stories written in the Netherlands. I have only…
Having no discernible life worth speaking of myself I was going through cyber dustbins in order to find us a meager treat for our suppers tonight with the radio on and could barely believe wot was coming in my ears. Arsenal Football Club’s very own wonderkid chatting away quite amiably in one of those post match interviews. About cheating! What a total dirty gooner ponce rotter. “I thought [Dowd] did give the penalty to be honest. I just want to apologise to the managers, I actually dived trying to win the penalty. “I said to one of their players would…
David Bentley’s having a medical. Ang on, we’ve been here before… Clearly the impending arrival of Sir David Of Beckham has triggered Levy & Co to give the green light for someone else to give the boy Bentley a go. The Beckham signing will be a charm. No two ways about it. Unless he gets caught doing something despicable then Mickey Hazard’s replacement will be a runaway success. All the bleating about ‘the Beckham circus’ and supposed threat to the squad’s harmony will be proved to be the clucking of wet hens. That Bentley off is a not a pity.…